posted on Mar, 30 2010 @ 04:00 PM
I'm more special than you
I can read headlines and know exactly what's written in the article. I also know whether it's true or false. The author is automatically credited or
discredited because I know.
I don't need to read thread replies because my argument is superior. It trumps all other replies and should be the focal point of the thread as soon
as I post it. I don't reply to debate because I know I'm right. I only reply to blast people's opinions, because they haven't subscribed to my
Talk like this, I do. Far inferior to my language schema, English is. Wise and mighty, I am. Read a true classical philosophical book, I never have.
To be perceived as wise and special, I need. Imitate imaginary Hollywood characters, I must. The one, I am. The matrix, I have overcome. The red pill,
I took. Special, I am.
Thou shall not fear me, for thy Gods hath chosen me. I shall lead my fellow man as a graceful shepherd leads his flock; for my staff is long. None
hath struck fear unto my belly. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity! My mission is great. The quest stands upon the edge of a
knife. Stray but a little and it will fail. Never have I studied ancient Rome, but I have seen 300. So I shall lead my fellow man, for I am
The world is dark. My light is bright. I will use the power of the light to overcome darkness. Spread love to all! Do not bother me with your logical
debates, for I am enlightened. The time is upon us NOW, I declare, stand, rise my children. Purge this land of destruction and all death. As you are
reading this script you will become blessed, wiped clean, because this is MY mistake and I have COME to RIGHT it. Right NOW I move with the power and
grace of all that is, of god, and the light pure that is unmistakable and unquestionable. I am here, walk with me. Smell the foul ones strike their
death dance high and know this for them, love them as you love yourself, for, they are you, don't allow them to walk with you in your holy place
without your recognition and reconciliation from god. I CLAIM TO HAVE REDUCED MY EGO, WHEN ALL I'M DOING IS INFLATING IT BEYOND HEALTHY PROPORTIONS.
I SPEAK IN VAGUE AND INCOHERENT SENTENCES, SO WHEN YOU CLAIM TO NOT UNDERSTAND ME, I BLAST YOU FOR BEING INFERIOR!
I HAVE A PURPOSE
I'M PROBABLY HERE TO SAVE YOU
Because I am more special than you.
edit: Had to correct some spelling errors. When I copied some lines from other people's posts, I didn't realize how "Special" their writing skills
[edit on 30-3-2010 by SirPsychoSexy]