[Warning: Women are Unwelcomed in Here!] My Massive Mysogyny!!!

Originally posted by AccessDenied

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by KyleOrtonArmy

 

oh, KOA - you guys were already toast - a while back now

:-)

and you gotta admit - she'd make a fine queen

oh my...

even the smileys bow to me...

I'm actually getting pretty hungry...

Originally posted by KyleOrtonArmy

Originally posted by AccessDenied

Originally posted by Spiramirabilis
reply to post by KyleOrtonArmy

 

oh, KOA - you guys were already toast - a while back now

:-)

and you gotta admit - she'd make a fine queen

oh my...

even the smileys bow to me...

I'm actually getting pretty hungry...

knuckle sandwich? j/k

reply to post by AccessDenied

lol

I want every one of you guys to remember this thread every single time you accuse us of PMS'ing.

reply to post by Iamonlyhuman


I always thought you were a guy.

Noted though.

Originally posted by Gazrok
Yes, you can wrap your arms around bacon.....

www.bbqaddicts.com...




I'm just glad my wife can cook bacon right...I can never get it quite right, but hers is perfect every time...

Oh my God.


That has got to be the most awesome, beautiful, tasty looking thing I have ever laid eyes on.

I have to have one. Bacon hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Raist

Women are like dogs.

You think they are special until you go outside and see that the rest of them act just like yours.

The only difference is that my dog is reliable and he doesn't talk back to me.

Originally posted by tribewilder
But they are so warm and cuddly.....

Plus they always smell soooo good. *drool*

ok whats going on in here ...huh ?

Do I smell bacon ?

~hugs A J5V~

This is one hell of a thread and I just couldn;t stay away from the . I thought there would be more then but somehow all this came to a cease-fire.

reply to post by OmegaLogos

Yeh, that's right, brother, they're bad news for you. Have nothing to do with them.

Send them to me instead.

I like 'em.

Love 'em, in fact.

SEND MORE!

Hey Omegalogos,
I've been a little down lately, and your thread made me smile for the first time in days.
I'm guessing you grew up with an absentee father and a bitter mother. I raised 2 kids by myself (I didn't drive him away, he died). Just sent my youngest off to college, so it's just me now.
But we're not ALL c**ts.
Hey...! I'm older and plumper than the ladies you see on tv, you should come for some sugarluvin! then maybe we'll both feel better. After that I'll cook us up some bacon before I head out to work!

And to AD.... *HUGS*

This thread will always be one of my favorites. It has it all from making some one bad then saying I was just on some good stuff while writing. Not bad at all OL.

Originally posted by Gazrok
Yes, you can wrap your arms around bacon.....

www.bbqaddicts.com...




I'm just glad my wife can cook bacon right...I can never get it quite right, but hers is perfect every time...

Good God man.....shes a real beauty

A guy can only dream

reply to post by OmegaLogos

Originally posted by BlackOps719

Originally posted by Gazrok
Yes, you can wrap your arms around bacon.....

www.bbqaddicts.com...




I'm just glad my wife can cook bacon right...I can never get it quite right, but hers is perfect every time...

Good God man.....shes a real beauty

A guy can only dream

I saw this in 08' and have made it many times. it is SOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!! If anyone actually makes it try the original recipe first then be creative, mix in jalapeno's in the meat, stuff with potatoes, or mac n cheese. A mac n cheese stuffed bacon explosion is the greatest thing i've ever made lol

Women? I adore them and wouldn't want to live in a world without them.

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
reply to post by whatukno

 

Explanation:

Uhm WuK... Didn't you read my personal disclosure above???

I don't and NEVER have required them at all and I now TOTALY regret having EVER wanted one of them!

Personal Disclosure: OL was Gay before I was with her and OL prefers older and far plumper women than the picture provided!

Such as these...



P.S. Bacon is and has ALWAYS been more yummy than any woman I have ever met EVER!

Show me one woman who can compete with Bacon and I might just break that vow I made!

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Explanation: Bumped to help generate ad revenue!

Personal Disclosure: Enjoy!

reply to post by SirPsychoSexy


You have that backwards...Men are like dogs.
You scratch their ears and they wag their tails.
You tell them that they have been a good boy
and they wag their tails.
You fill their tummies with beggin' (bacon) strips
they slobber all over the place and wag their tails.
Most of the male members here will do anything we
women want if we dab a little bacon grease behind
our earlobes instead of perfume!
We are talking putty in our hands