[Warning: Women are Unwelcomed in Here!] My Massive Mysogyny!!!

Explanation: Seriously... Women of Earth... Your attention please!

If it wasn't for ALL of you...yes you..the ones with xx chromosome... Earth wouldn't be the half arsed hell that it is and has been since you came into existence!

You are so freaking weak willed, guttless and crazy [RE: Suffering from Genetic Hysteria!] that evolution had to come up with MAN to...

1] Protect you! [Wars like the battle of Troy were caused by YOU!]
2] Provide you with sexual relief! [Self stimulation not good enuff eh!]
3] Provide you with children! [Seems cloning wasn't good enuff for you lot!]
4] Basically Provide for you in general! [Men rule the world! Why is that?]

:shk: :bnghd:

I'm so freaking sick and tired of ALL your collective NEEDS!

One day you will all be dead... I'm enjoying that FACT right now!!!

Personal Disclosure: OL DOES NOT AND NEVER DID require protection and or to be provided for by WOMEN... EVER!!!

Let me guess... Now that I've put this out there, the Hysterical Hoards of effeminant will charge and start :bash: me like this...

"Oh but OL you were born and required breast feeding ect!"

EPIC FAIL!

I never freaking asked for ANY of that BS in the 1st place and my MUM was the ultimate reason for me being and so that buck stops with HER! Oh and She's a freaking WOMEN BTW!

P.S. YOU SHOULD ALL BE from existence so please just and leave me alone! Your entire demographic DISGUSTS ME!

Oh, thankx...we love you too!

*cries and flies away*

But they are so warm and cuddly.....

Bro, did u get dumped today or something? She must've been mean as all hell when she did it, huh?

*passes a beer and a shot to OP*

It's the madness that women bring that make me attracted to them!

Man, you're never going to get any with THAT attitude.

Shesh oh Pete.

Besides, women come in yummy shapes like this...
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/53b6c77cbf01.jpg[/atsimg]
yum yum

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Liz Vicious eh!


I commend your taste!

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Thank you.

See OL, women aren't all bad. Some are, some should be avoided like the plague. But not all women are bad.

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Women are stupendous creatures. Where would we be without them?

Ladies?

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Explanation: Not dumped... wish she had though!

for the beer ect!

Personal Disclosure: If she had dumped me, then I'd be all happy as I wouldn't have to still deal with her ever again!

P.S. I'm like Meatloaf and I made a vow that I won't EVER break because it was to myself 1st. Here's hoping 2012 is the end of time! :bnghd:

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Okay, hope you make it through this. It will get better. I'm pretty sure that women sometimes feel the same way about us from time to time. Seriously, I will admit that I have no clue as to how I would make it without women! I imagine it would get boring real quick. So.....

*Lifts beer to all the women out there* Yes, sometimes you are a pain, but I wouldn't trade you for anything!

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Explanation: Uhm WuK... Didn't you read my personal disclosure above??? I don't and NEVER have required them at all and I now TOTALY regret having EVER wanted one of them!

Personal Disclosure: OL was Gay before I was with her and OL prefers older and far plumper women than the picture provided!

Such as these...



P.S. Bacon is and has ALWAYS been more yummy than any woman I have ever met EVER! Show me one woman who can compete with Bacon and I might just break that vow I made!

Originally posted by OmegaLogos
[Personal Disclosure: If she had dumped me, then I'd be all happy as I wouldn't have to still deal with her ever again!

And she wouldnt have to listen to you refer to yourself in the first person as you do on mutter

A win/win situation

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Explanation: I can't speak for anyone else but I'm sure I wouldn't exist and that seems far more peaceful than where I am right now.

Personal Disclosure: I never asked to exist and its a womans fault that I do and if I seek to not exist ..well thats a crime here in Australia and also a messy clean up job for some unfortunate bloke! OL likes blokes..love them alot actually... not going to hurt something I love just because some silly sheila has a bitchy attitude towards me. But I will show those sheila's exactly the same level of respect that they are currently [they?? YEP Plural!!] have been showing me!

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Explanation: That is so freaking true and shes the reason that its not win/win! See ..its the womens FAULT AGAIN! :shk:

Personal Disclosure: Ahhhh mysogyny, my old friend..where have you been for so long??? Oh thats right..you were always right and you never left. Soz for ignoring you... OL was/is a stupid !!!

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Is that Liz Vicious?

(don't ask me how I know...)

EDIT: Oops, I see someone else her recognized her too, hehe....

[edit on 30-3-2010 by Gazrok]

reply to post by OmegaLogos

Show me one woman who can compete with Bacon and I might just break that vow I made!

Women can cook bacon.

reply to post by Gazrok


Yep, that's Liz, AKA WUK's Dream girl "YUM!"

[edit on 3/30/2010 by whatukno]

awww...well I love my cuddly wife :-p

sorry to hear all this OL...lookk at Billie! -points to the left- cuuuuuute

-Kyo

You seem to have a respectable rant going on here......

Just go gay dude, I did and it worked out for me.
Oh hell, come on over for Sunday dinner and my husband and I will make sure you never want to eat fish again, we're having ham for Easter.


(I'll flag this because it was one of the best rants I've ever read.)

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Women smell nice