Obama Psalm: 2010

OBAMA PSALM:2010

Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts ......are with me.
He has ...anointed my income with taxes, My expenses runneth over.
Surely,poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
I am glad I am American, I am glad that I am free.
But I wish I was a dog .....And Obama was a tree

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LMFAO!!! You may get a flood of flames because of this, but you get a star and flag from me.

While I disagree with your overall political meanings I do have to give you S/F because that was a hilarious OP. I especially loved the ending.

I hope you don't consider this rude OP.

"There once was a democrat and his name was I.
I was a democrat until I learned that they lie,
they lied to me and my 9mm which isn't shy.
I was fooled until I was schooled,
now I have a 'good eye'.
Republicans are no alternative,
because when they lie brown people die.
What am I to do in a nation of two parties?
Maybe I should lie down and cry,
or rise up and fight 'til I die!
Why oh why must they lie?
Don't they know the Germans already tried?
I doubt I look good in brown,
I prefer tie-die."

[edit on 3/29/10 by Misoir]

reply to post by Misoir


Aman, to that!

No hope in either party.

If I was a liberal I would find this post most offensive. As a libertarian, I love me some free speech. Great job OP.

Originally posted by ventian
If I was a liberal I would find this post most offensive. As a libertarian, I love me some free speech. Great job OP.

I'm a socialist and I found that funny. Actually if I added up everything I am I would be like a hybrid between libertarian and socialist. But I love free speech. Use it up while you can, you might not have it tomorrow.

Ah yes, this ones been floating around the net for a while actually.

www.twitlonger.com...
rangered64.multiply.com...

Gives me a good laugh every time.

reply to post by ventian


As a libertarian, you should be trying to figure out a way to make his free speech pay-per-use. Rights ain't free!

Star and Flag.

I wish I were a cat and Obama a litterbox!

star and flag for you as waking up this morning looking for a bit of laughter you made my day
thanks

I lol'd when I read this! Although, the fact that this is true, isn't very funny. I wish obama was a toilet..... I am sure you can guess the rest.

reply to post by romanmel

He restoreth my faith in the Republican party

Seriously?

This OP isn't about being pro-individual...it's about being anti-democrat.

Nothing wrong with having issue with the way Obama is going about things...but to say Republicans can do it better?

HA!

Have you so easily forgotten all the things we lost in the last administration?

Cmon.


You're either anti-partisan or you're one of the moronic masses.

Your choice.

[edit on 29-3-2010 by Snarf]

you are not free

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reply to post by romanmel

Ughhh.

I guess you're still under the impression that if McCain had won...things would be different.

Nope. Your faith in the Republican party is about as founded as the Democrat faith in Obama. Guess what...Corporations are calling the shots now. Not the president, people, senate, executive, legislative, judicial, or congress. I hope this becomes more obvious to you soon. As far as the political process goes...ALL HOPE IS OVER.

America is for sale, and guess what...It's going...going...GONE!!!

Much love to all...




[edit on 29-3-2010 by EvolvedMinistry]

reply to post by TheWalkingFox

Boooooo you

HAHAHA!!! That had to be one of the funniest posts in the history of ATS. Brilliant!

reply to post by romanmel


Just like everyone else you forget that OBAMA didn't make this DEBT. You people are absolutely rediculous... Restored faith in the republican party? The guys been in for a year, and I bet you were one of those people who couldn't decide on bush either and I did a quick search of your previous threads I don't see "Hey Bush wheres my 100 trillion?!?!". So if this is all it takes 1 year to restore your faith in the republican/facist party thats fine, just goes to show your intelligence, Bush was in for 8 and Obama has been in for 1. I see a whole lot of gnorant and arrogant children here on ATS and if you can't see through how the Republican party is trying to devide this country then I don't know what you could see because clearly your blind. Bush also had the power of Congress and passed many many many bills against the constitution. Bills that the republican party, who supposable upholds the constitution, clearly disregarded. You people are pathetic and I've realized I'm ashamed to be an American and not because I hate it here but because the people who take for granted the life we have here and who still can't realize that AMERICA is what makes the world go round and we lead by example. I'm for America, I'm for MY PRESIDENT, JUST LIKE BUSH WAS MY PRESIDENT! You people should be ashamed, the easiest thing to do is criticize when things aren't going right. Pathetic. Also I'm not religious but a Psalm is a poem your work would be barely recognized as an editorial.

When people start to realize the fact is we're all Americans and on the global scale thats what everyone sees us as. We need to get back to being Americans.



[edit on 29-3-2010 by NoJoker13]

reply to post by NoJoker13
Obama hasn't made any debt????????

Maybe we all missed the part where Obama said, " I will do everything just like George W Bush has, but spend even more money." when he was campaigning for POTUS.


Could that have something to do with the number of people who are disappointed with him?



[edit on 29-3-2010 by butcherguy]

reply to post by NoJoker13


Holycrap dude chill, it's just a good laugh nothing to get butt hurt about, grow some thick skin. We all know that the debt and one of the bailouts was when Bush was in office.actually we have been getting worse year by year for a long long time because of the FEDS, thats called inflation, it's just now starting to colapse the economy and it's going to get way worse. We all know that presidents are just string puppets doing a job for someone or a group behind closed doors. It's easy to get your way when you have lots of money to bribe someone.

reply to post by ventian


I don't find this offensive. I believe there is some misplaced anger, which leads the OP down a path which I don't agree with.

I too like free speech; however, I don't agree with or give props to everything said freely.