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State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth, I guess."
This world has gone mad I tell you!
ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Police say a plot to steal a delivery man's pizza brought out a SWAT team in Alaska.
Police spokesman Lt. Dave Parker says a man trying to deliver a pizza order Sunday night was confronted outside a northeast Anchorage home by a man with a gun and a stick. He says three other people attacked him from behind, grabbed the pizza but ran away without taking his money.
Police say the delivery man then followed one of the attackers, a girl, to a home where police arrested her. They say the other suspects then barricaded themselves in the home, prompting authorities to call in a SWAT team that entered the property.
Joseph Nicalaskey and Cesar Alvarez-Jennings, both 19, and two girls were arrested on charges of robbery and assault. The names of the girls were not released.
I think you can, here I'll help you.
Originally posted by Doc Velocity
You know, I would love to be able to fashion this story into a parable for Healthcare Reform,
Maybe you could relegate the police in the article to being Post Bush massive trade deficit, engaged in two wars killing thousands of Americans, filibuster addicted anti-progressive republicans and you could cast the opossum as the millions of American People, tired and scared by economic doomsayers and still unable to afford basic healthcare even thought they live in the Capital of the free world, the worlds richest country. You could place Obama as a man drunk on the influence of Democracy who actually thinks he might be able to do some good, Only to be arrested by the Police(Post Bush massive trade deficit, who emmersed your country engaged in two wars killing thousands of Americans costing billions, filibuster addicted anti progressive republicans) who couldn't give a damn about the opossum( millions of Americans unable to afford basic healthcare).
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.