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Unless you are Uncle Sam

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posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 02:24 PM
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In my past life as a premium auditor
(Don’t take this the wrong way, it’s in the right forum, by past life I mean I did it formerly)
I looked at the payrolls for lawyers, mechanics, doctors and their orderlies.
For funeral home owners, high-end auto-body repair mechanic/artists, sanitation consolidation, automation whatever you call it, I saw it.
And then I had to put each company into a class code
Assign each company a risk factor, a fluxing risk mode
For example, auto companies have dozens of classes
John Doe mechanic might install auto body glasses
While the next John Doe mechanic does warranties on tires and plastics
So among the companies alone there are tens of thousands
Of these codes, classes, and millions of determiners for risk factors
Not to mention some are workers comp, some are general liability
Some are based on sales figures, but stay with me there’s a conspiracy
(Don’t worry I was not an auditor for the IRS
And while this might have some rhyme I don’t dare jest)


I also had to write up the loss control reports
This was because loss control is disappearing in the insurance world, so I had to be and auditor and to write up loss control reports; which sort of means like a summarization, or a description of the company operations,
And so is premium auditing dying, because the companies don’t want to pay for all that timing
Ultimately then, what is this thread’s zenith? Is it the money? Follow it they always say


The money being taken from each individual in taxes was what grabbed my attention
This was not part of my job for this premium auditing, risk assessment,
But the numbers were mind boggling so it could not go unnoticed
I will give you an example so you can see, even more clearly in focus
Take one Mexican restaurant called La Imaginación
It’s not real, it’s fake, and the numbers I closely estimate, so follow along

Almost half a million dollars went to the governments of Federal and State
Just in income taxes. Just in these peoples’ taxes! This should make you irate
The govenment might as well just buy NASA a brand new rocket
Just from what they got at La Imaginación; from the metaphorical Juanito and Garbriela’s pocket!
But don’t even get me started on ALL restaruants, because the numbers then are mind boggling. When you take in the amounts Uncle Sam received from all BUSINESSES, not just restaurants, with all his collected income taxes, then the number reaches a level where even a google engine couldn’t find it lol . In fact, to be more exact, the number would be more like what google actually stands for, with so many zeroes you could barely extract more


Half a million from one Mexican restaurant, uncle sam?
And that’s just one restaurant, how many are there in the US nation? Damn
You must be joking, you politician broker jokers, IRS artist-strokers, hoaxing all the land
You cannot get paid this much and still be in the red,
(unless you are dead in the head)
unless you are Uncle Sam




posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 03:04 PM
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That's alot of Cheeto's indeed, street jiving, workey turkey, non-lurky smirky, actuarially Davy Crokett in his Alamo lair, fighting uncle Santa Anna from the auditor's chair.

(There's some lead in the shed)



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 03:19 PM
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Originally posted by EnlightenUp
That's alot of Cheeto's indeed, street jiving, workey turkey, non-lurky smirky, actuarially Davy Crokett in his Alamo lair, fighting uncle Santa Anna from the auditor's chair.

(There's some lead in the shed)


That's extraordinary, EnlightenUp. Some of your best wordplay poetry to date.
If I were for a moment , the metaphorical Joel McHale then I would give you my metaphorical e soup award. it would be a tin foil hat



what do you think of that?



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 03:28 PM
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reply to post by dragonsmusic
 


isnt this where the comprehensive financial reports come in?

basically we are in a deficit for budgetary concerns, not actual?



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 03:30 PM
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Originally posted by dragonsmusic
what do you think of that?


Monk-ee sea = monk-ee dew?

Unwholly, Unpositive, over the wellhead, on-the-grid, chemtrail dead.



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 04:13 PM
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Originally posted by mahtoosacks
reply to post by dragonsmusic
 


isnt this where the comprehensive financial reports come in?

basically we are in a deficit for budgetary concerns, not actual?



The deficit is basically because of interest combined with an absence of thinking on the part of those who do the big government spending. All money borrowed incurrs this. Oddly enough this means there is never enough currency in circulation if all the world's debt were ever called in.



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 04:15 PM
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Originally posted by EnlightenUp

Originally posted by dragonsmusic
what do you think of that?


Monk-ee sea = monk-ee dew?

Unwholly, Unpositive, over the wellhead, on-the-grid, chemtrail dead.


So you're saying you are the one who's copying me?
You are the one that's being a monkey?
This is off topic perhaps, EU,
No offense was meant, it's true.

I'm not going to give that tin foil hat award to you



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by dragonsmusic

Originally posted by EnlightenUp

Originally posted by dragonsmusic
what do you think of that?


Monk-ee sea = monk-ee dew?

Unwholly, Unpositive, over the wellhead, on-the-grid, chemtrail dead.


So you're saying you are the one who's copying me?
You are the one that's being a monkey?
This is off topic perhaps, EU,
No offense was meant, it's true.

I'm not going to give that tin foil hat award to you


No, no, yes and no, and that's just an answer to the first question, which makes it 25% yes.

It was meant in part to express muted awareness of the population, a sea of monkeys, who are plugged into the system, using Orwellian Newspeakishness.

Over the wellhead (to spray from the skies into the fountain of life)
Over the well head (no sane person could understand)
Over well head (my head is full of these thoughts, the cup runneth over)
O'er well... (George Orwell)

It's actually way more complicated than that; I just decomposed the one to give you an idea of how to read it. You aren't sure where my meaning goes any more than we know where all this money goes.



posted on Mar, 25 2010 @ 06:15 PM
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EU, that last line rings so true
Maybe it goes into projects that are black, or beyond, so far black that the're gone. Project : Money Gone.
That's what Uncle Sam has set up for us,
For that we can thank our government
Projects to deflate us
Economic enslavement.



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