america is done for, posting from bunker

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


You might want to show your cards ...

It is the interwebs, and considering the audience, eventual clarity is required, lest the entire audience miss the presumed point of your OP and further devolve into a mere 'he's joking/no he's not' conversation which quite frankly serves no one.

Just saying.

ETA: Aaaah, timing!

[edit on 24 Mar 2010 by schrodingers dog]

Jesus christ Its free health care not a freaking giant bomb that creates zombies -_-" Some people are just over reacting. -_-"

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


You rascal!
Then all my posts, even the ones censored by ATS were just....a dream?
Maybe i was time traveling!
SAY! Does this mean I don't get my Oscar? I'm sueing!

Originally posted by BetweenTheLine
The majority of you folks don't know how to read satire, its sad most of you will never get joy through such a simple medium.

touche to all the people who called me on it. and better luck next time to the others who are freaking out still thinking i kidnapped my poor dear old mother.

I just killed my brother so he didn't have to suffer this fate you talked of. And now your saying it was all a joke!? You lying son of a!!!!!

[edit on 24-3-2010 by _Phoenix_]

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


So while we are digging through all the dis info we are supposed to filter out the satire of your post. Like it would be so unbelievable that there would be some dude who lost it and moved his family to a bunker. The satire is lost and meaningless.

this had to be one of the funniest things I've read here
in a while. star and flag

And next time ....... lemme know when u go underground
cuz I wanna go too !!!!! lmao

Originally posted by BetweenTheLine
The majority of you folks don't know how to read satire, its sad most of you will never get joy through such a simple medium.

touche to all the people who called me on it. and better luck next time to the others who are freaking out still thinking i kidnapped my poor dear old mother.

Aka, the russian zombie obama clones got in his shelter and chipped him with gay zombie making socialist microchips. his poor dear old mother...probably even got the family dog also.

I for one am glad you had the decency to stop your charade quickly.

Through this experiment, you will realized that we may be strangers all, but there are people who care and worry about you. This is what's so great about the community, even professional pyschologists are willing to help out.

I hope you had realized the harm you may done, for those who had been taken for a ride will not ever want to be ridden again, and ultimately, it would have hurt those who really needed help, at least in the annonymously momentarium. That's why some of the decent and good folks chose to be apathetic. Too many are crying wolf.

Hope you enjoyed your laugh and day in the sun.

[edit on 24-3-2010 by SeekerofTruth101]

Don't hide in your bunker I still think you are ill prepared and it's not that time yet! Grandma will need a fresh air oxygen supply too!

Seriously good satire. One needs to know they are alright alright and need more time to prepare on the outside of the bunk. Maybe try building a bomb shelter type building, could be safer?

you must fortify your position and create a fallback position with an allied neighbor or nearest realative. do not hide in the bunker. it's like being lazy while charlie squats in the bush getting stronger. poet once said hell is the impossibility and that's what a burrito from a vending machine puts you through, hell it's like a burning diarrhea

ATS's Rockoperawriter
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[edit on 25-3-2010 by dreamingawake]

[edit on 25-3-2010 by dreamingawake]

reply to post by SaturnFX

I think I am more worried about the people whom believe this is anything but satire frankly. It means they are entertaining this as a reality in the first place.

Look at it as a kind of kook test. You'll remember the results when you see those avatars elsewhere on ATS or BTS.

Originally posted by Astyanax

Look at it as a kind of kook test. You'll remember the results when you see those avatars elsewhere on ATS or BTS.

that is exactly what I do in these situations. it helps to weed out the people who are normal, with the ones who think like I do. Normal = boring.

Originally posted by network dude

Originally posted by Astyanax

Look at it as a kind of kook test. You'll remember the results when you see those avatars elsewhere on ATS or BTS.

that is exactly what I do in these situations. it helps to weed out the people who are normal, with the ones who think like I do. Normal = boring.

Agreed. I think Gen MacArthur said it best:
"If everybody is thinking the same thing, then somebody isn't thinking."

Something to that effect.

reply to this and all the other posts by westcoast

Somebody needs to grow a sense of humour...

reply to post by BetweenTheLine


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Originally posted by Astyanax
reply to this and all the other posts by westcoast

 

Somebody needs to grow a sense of humour...

You think so? Really? Thank you for the kind suggestion.

I'm sorry if I think that saying you are planning on killing your family isn't funny or hillarious or a wonderful form of satire. I must have left my sense of humor on the shelf while reading this thread.

With the OP, I got the satire, and assumed as others that this was someone attempting to make a point about the extreme paranoia out there. Okay. I got it. Ha ha. Someone was bored.

With the second post however, all humor was lost and while I at first just figured this was just a member with really poor taste, while reading the responses I thought, "what if". While I still felt that it was a bad, bad attempt at getting some attention the notion that IF there were any truth to it, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up and trying to stop it.

SO please....go ahead and REMEMBER MY AVATAR

I am not the stupid, gullible person without a sense of humor, but a member of a part of our society that seems to be fading. I still take responsibility for what I say and do in the 'real' world AND on-line. I have a sense of right and wrong and I have concern for the well-being of others. so flame me for it. Really, I can take it.

No joke, I just laughed reading the first two pages without stopping. I cannot go on, my chest hurts, I may now have some sort of heart problem

Will I be covered?