Now you're all gonna pay!!!

We're not going to have any trouble from you now are we?

SO btw I love the new avatar

Jesus, welcome, what took you so damn long!!!!
bring it on
btw, I don't believe in your religion

wonders if not believing in Jesus will make his posts invisible to me

[Edited on 6-2-2004 by worldwatcher]

We now have solid proof that the Judeo-Christian Religions are all about Greed, Money, Profit, etc.

Exibit A: The Bible tells us that
Jesus Saves!

Exibit B: We now have communication with Jesus himself and his first words to us are
Now you're all gonna pay!!

I rest my case!

[Edited on 2-6-2004 by mOjOm]

Originally posted by SkepticOverlord
We're not going to have any trouble from you now are we?

Not as long as you bow down in his presence. A little foot kissing while your down there couldn't hurt either. On your knees, peasant!

[Edited on 2-6-2004 by noninstigator]

Welcome jesus, I hope your divinity brings light to ATS or something like that I think.

Yes, a little foot kissing would defintely help. Pucker up, and kiss the foot of your lord!

Originally posted by Jesus Pucker up, and kiss the foot of your lord!

Wait... hold that foot right there.... [Edited on 2-6-2004 by SkepticOverlord]

You cannot ban Jesus! Repent now, and perhaps I'll have mercy on your soul. (I can be bribed with doughnuts too)

Originally posted by Jesus
Yes, a little foot kissing would defintely help. Pucker up, and kiss the foot of your lord!

Welcome, Hope you like your stay. Take a look at my avatar then get back to me Jesus.

Very funny SO did you make the virtual model for your avatar yourself?

Originally posted by NothingMakesSense Very funny SO did you make the virtual model for your avatar yourself?

Damn! I guess that I was wrong about Jesus all this time. Oh well, I suppose that I will just pull up a stool at the bar in hell and get comfortable.

Originally posted by SpittinCobra
Welcome, Hope you like your stay. Take a look at my avatar then get back to me Jesus.

Yeah, well take a look at my avatar! Blasphemous demon!

Some people definitly are going to looooove you here.

I'm very disappointed in you people. You didn't follow my examples at all. Thou hath perverted every aspect of my fundamentals. And all those damn crosses!!! You morbid freaks! From now on, I forbid possession of anything that even resembles a cross! I command that they all be destroyed immediately!

Oh thy lord, please prove to the disbelievers that you are the true son of god and not some awarkward teenager switching the Explorer windows between ATS and animal porn sites as has been suggested.

All I can say IS make Me, Punk. If you where a truely believer, you would not say you are him.

[Edited on 2-6-2004 by SpittinCobra]

I think it's wonderful how you all think it's so damn funny to use the image of Christ as some type of joke......well, I'm not laughing and am surprised that Skeptic is letting it happen. Please respond with your own religious beliefs (if any) so I can change my avatar to something that will mock each of you.

This is great. A laugh first thing. Thanks all. Welcome Jesus or do you prefer the pronunciation Hesus?