posted on May, 1 2011 @ 01:15 AM
No, No, No, This wont do....
Obviously Canada and the US will have to become part of Australia..
We will call it Austro-Ameri-Can-Land or maybe Austro-Ameri-Can-NZed- Land..Notice we will have to spell
Zed Properly, so you people will know the correct pronounciation.
Of Course we will have to abolish silly games like Ice Hockey and replace it with Desert Hockey..much more fun. Not to mention those gay Gridiron
players wearing all that amour and helmets...Thats gotta go, replaced by real men that wear no protection and they will have to learn how to Kick and
Mark a ball properly, not one of those little gay balls either, a proper oval shaped ball!!
We will have to change the name of the western Provinces to "Gayland" as Queensland is already taken.
When the Frenchies are extricated, we will call that area New Tasmania or maybe even Hoe-inia, as Virgin is taken too and there are'nt many of them
left there anyway.
Then everyone can have free Medical Health care, unless your black (if you have a white as milk Mother, that's OK tho). And we can all drive great
American V8 Cars, like the Dodge Charger, Challenger and 300C or the Chev Camaro, which are all made in Canada or the Excellent Pontiac G8, Caprice
and XR8 Falcon, which are made in Australia......Great American cars..
What a great Country that would be
. Yey Lets do it!! Yes WE Can mate!!.