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Oh no. Oh God. Oh God. Not now. I'm not ready. This can't happen right now. I'm not ready to see an alien. I don't want to be abducted. Oh God
that friggin' light. It's going to be on top of us in twenty seconds. Or less. Oh God. Oh no. This can't be happening. I'm not ready.
A feeling familiar---only because it happened once before when I was seventeen---rules my entire body, like a traitor king. The outside edges of my
vision begin to close in. My tongue, sandpaper. My legs weaken, and in my stomach sits a moldy loaf of warm bread. The head swells, the body rocks.
When I was seventeen, I thought it a good idea to further express my individuality by getting my eyebrow pierced. It was the distinct popping sound I
heard as the piercer punctured the skin over my eyebrow with a steel needle. It wasn't the pain. It was the sound, and the thought of what that sound
meant which caused me to forget to breathe.
Now, tonight, I'm going to pass out, for only the second time in my life, because I'm about to get abducted by extra-terrestrials. Granted, a more
fitting reaction in this scenario.
Maggie watches the light with fortitude. She is stalwart, a warrior-princess.
I slowly, meekly, as casually and naturally and coolly as I can, lower my back and head onto the wooden porch, closing my eyes only to watch white
lights dance around inside my head: a consequence of the temporary loss of oxygen.
Maggie turns around, sees me limp on the cool wood. She places her hand on my leg.
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah." She turns back to observe the light, now almost overhead.
Engine noise.
Wearily, I open my eyes to see the light moving swiftly now, directly on top of us. The light is now all but gone, replaced by the running lights of a
single-engine plane. The buzzing engine blankets the sound of chirping crickets. With a groan, I sit up.
Maggie turns to me.
"What happened there?"
"I almost passed out."
I'm such a dope.
"You thought it was a UFO," Maggie says, and laughs a bit.
I nod.
"I did, too," she admits. She puts an arm around me and grabs her beer.
We lock eyes. I break gaze, and laugh.
"Should we go inside?" Maggie asks.
I nod and close my eyes. "Yes."
I rise from the porch, still a bit shaky on my feet, and look towards the southern sky. My farewell to the open night, a sigh, catches Maggie
attention.
"You all right?"
"Yeah." I pause. A more honest answer would've been 'kind of'. "I guess I'm not ready to see one yet."
Someday, maybe.
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Note to Mods(& readers): This exposition is based off an experience I had last summer. While the original goal was for this piece to be purely
creative non-fiction, I ended up taking liberties with the dialogue and thoughts--mostly because of the inefficiency of memory.
If the above admission causes this story to move too close to fiction, feel free to move it to another forum.
[edit on 17-3-2010 by Elepheagle]
[edit on 17-3-2010 by Elepheagle]

