Sorry, had to laugh, (literally), about this one. I can here it all now:
Bob: Hey Jim, we're all set on that False Flag at the train station right?
Jim: Oh yeah...I already gave Todd the specifics on what to put on the website. In fact, he should probably have it up by now. (Looking at his
watch)
Bob: *spews coffee* WHAT!? We talked about this!! We're going to wait until we get the word from 'Them'! I haven't gotten the word yet!!
Jim: But you said to give Todd the details and get it set up (acting confused)
Bob: YOU IDIOT! I called you last night and told you to hold off until I got the call! REMEMBER!!??
Jim: OH FUDGEBUTTER! I totally forgot!! Sharon was yelling at me about taking the trash out then we got into it over her cell bill and I totally
forgot to call Todd!!! What the hell do we do now!?!?
Bob: Call Todd and tell him to get if off the dang site NOW! If anyone asks tell them we were running a training exercise and it was posted
accidentally to the public page rather than the test page that was internal only! I'll call 'Them' and tell them we'll have to reschedule. Jeezus
Jim you really stuffed the pooch on this one!
Bob: *dials cell - Deep voice answers* Uh sir? We have a situation. (explains) Yes sir, I know but......Yes sir......But Jim's a family man.....I
understand sir.....Yes sir......but......Yes sir......No sir, I don't want that.... It'll be taken care of sir. (hangs up)
Bob: Hey Jim? By chance did you take the optional life insurance the company sent the email about last week?
LMAO....freakin awesome. Someone watch the local papers for that area, my bet is within 30 days there will be someone killed in an 'accident'.

