UK old age survival techniques

In these days of doom and gloom I thought this might bring a smile.

OAP survival techniques.

Senior Health Care Solution

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, What do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Senior Government Officials.
Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will
get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!

New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS UK A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!


Respects

Hi!

I'd say 'Or what.'

But a great idea!

Peace!

You are advocating murder so I disagree.

I do appreciate the humour tho.
The funny part is that could have the potential to work.

I still disagree with murdering people tho.

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I also do not advocate murder and Im glad you take the OP in humour, as it is meant to be.

Respects

I fancy the problem will be solved in a different way.
There's obviously a lot of pressure on, to legalise euthanasia. What's the betting that a few years after that it becomes compulsory?
People will explain that this is all happening in love, as it was in the case of abortion; "Every OAP should be a wanted OAP".

It all depends on whether you class killing politians as murder or as a public service!