posted on Mar, 14 2010 @ 10:32 AM
reply to post by aristocrat2
Good one! I think we could have a USA close out sale too, the way things are looking.
Lot 154: Los Angeles Basin. Sunny year round, this lot includes at no extra cost Hollywood, and
you get to roast hot dogs for free at least once a year too, with the fires, which are also free.
Lot 666: Government of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Install these people at the head of your nation, and you are guaranteed domination over the
people of that nation. Secrets included. Buy now!
DUMBs Lot 667: More than 129 deep underground military bases, complete with equipment for making ore in your country. Unlimited budget not
included.
Lot 51: Area 51, a complete alien underground base complete with alien technology and personnel. Sorry, alien spacecraft no longer included with this
kit. Plans to build the craft are still included. Priced to sell!
Lot 99: Public school system complete. Want to dumb down your nation's children? This is the system you need, friend. Turn your nation's kids into
mindless zombies filled with thousands of useless facts, and video game hacks. Laptops included for a small extra cost.
Lot 000: Nuclear Arsenal complete with launch tubes. Want to turn your evil neighbour to ash, and his land into a sea of glass? This is the system to
do it with. Tested performance, and lightning speed computers included. Warning! Purchaser must input new launch codes. Weapons come with pre
designated targets, your nation might be one of these!