Me: [in a corner, twitching. Rocking back and forth, moaning and muttering] "Must have ATS...muuuust...have...Ay..Teee..Essss..."
Wife: "Why don't you go outside and get some sunlight? It will make you feel better."
Me: "SUNLIGHT? It BUuuuuUUuuurns us, yesss, my precious....nasty, nasty face! It burns us!"
By the way, don't forget to check out
the very last page of the Internet. It had a beginning and it does, it
seems, have an end as well.