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posted on Mar, 5 2010 @ 05:54 PM
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St. Patty's day is upon us so..........
Try and stay in the T&C...stay with the form if you want to but improv conceptual stuff works too.

There once was a man from Dunblane
Who met some fungi in the rain -
He was easily led,
And did as they said,
And he developed splitting migraine.

[edit on 5-3-2010 by whaaa]




posted on Mar, 5 2010 @ 06:43 PM
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There once was a joker named Whaaa
Who sometimes just went to far
He beat me to this limerick thread
And should have a dope slap instead
In fact I'll go grab me a crowbar



posted on Mar, 8 2010 @ 11:59 PM
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There once was a girl from North Spain
Who met a few guys in the rain -
She was easily led,
and hopped into bed
And they all looked for the profane.

[edit on 9-3-2010 by whaaa]



posted on Mar, 10 2010 @ 07:13 PM
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There once was a metrosexual boy
Who thought he'd get girls by acting coy
But they found his popped collar
Was only a bother
So he wept in his lattes of soy



posted on Mar, 10 2010 @ 07:24 PM
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Originally posted by The Motorcycle Boy
There once was a joker named Whaaa
Who sometimes just went to far
He beat me to this limerick thread
And should have a dope slap instead
In fact I'll go grab me a crowbar


Ha!
You must be a fellow Bostonian. For no one else in the world could possibly think that Whaaa rhymes with far and bar.



posted on Mar, 12 2010 @ 07:25 PM
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reply to post by Lenina
 


Ha ha! Yes....grew up in Framingham and live close by now. Also have a place in Arizona but haven't spent much time there over the last two years. The wife and I have it rented out.....



posted on Mar, 13 2010 @ 01:00 AM
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There was once a spastic whose breasts were elastic
and whose penis was fantastic, but made his mother frantic.
some yelled is it a boy?
some yelled is it a girl?
Its lovers just sighed that is just being pedantic.



posted on Mar, 13 2010 @ 09:13 AM
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Once while travelling in Calcutta
I met a cow with just one utter
In India the cow is sacred
So we all got naked
And covered ourselves with butter



posted on Mar, 16 2010 @ 10:32 PM
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There once was a park downtown
The cool kids all came around
The dealers were lost
The hippies were boss
And none of there bodies were found.




posted on Mar, 17 2010 @ 01:25 AM
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There was once a drinker called Paddy who was a bit of a fatty.

One day he was dared to drink ten pints of guinn bloodyess ...in ten minutes.

One two three...burp four five six seven eight....burp...nine...burp ten.

He then proceeded from three holes ...to do his businesss





 
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