I was thinking today about what if the draft was restarted in the event our nation was attacked by a powerful nation, kind of a WW2 scenario. Then
that led me to think about all the different types of people in this country, and especially how men are so different these days than the men back in
WW2.
So I was thinking now days we have a nation full of metrosexuals.
For those of you who do not know what a metrosexual is, here is a definition.
A man concerned with self-image, by extension personal grooming, fashion, and aesthetics in general; who may or may not be concerned with
self-indulgence and money. (Usually urban, heterosexual, often affluent).
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Well anyway just imagine if our nation, half full of metrosexuals, fires up a draft in the event of unplanned for war. They would embarass our whole
nation and make us look weak. They could lead to our defeat or maybe even worse make our entire nation the butt of many a good joke for the rest of
human history.
Could you just imagine a bunch of metrosexuals:
1. Trying to get their uniforms to fit just right
2. Decorating their gun
3. Spending an hour each morning giving themselves the perfect FauxHawk.
4. Plucking each others eye brows
5. Shaving their own or each others personal areas
6. Refusing to march without lotioning their skin or putting a little coverup on their blemishes.
7. Refusing to wear army issued boots, well because they just don't match the rest of the outfit just right.
8. Don't realise the enemy is approaching, because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror.
9. Or worse, what if they just decide that camoflauge is too drab and start to load up on bright colors. Then they would be picked off like fish in
a barrel.
Just think of the possible destruction that could occur to our nation. Just think of the embarrassment. Just think of the jokes the enemy could come
up with if we have a military have full of fancy boys.
I am thinking we should weed this potentially destructive behavior out of our children. I just threw out my sons hair and lotion products and told
him to grow a pair, before the whole nation falls because him and his little candy-assed buddies.
I suggest if you see the same behavior in any of your friends and family that you start to weed it out immediately as your very survival could be at
stake. Let us hope that these metrosexuals do not become the face of our nation in the next major confrontation that we face.
If you find yourself to be a metrosexal, maybe you should really examine your behavior and its implications for our nation.
