major ear problem stemming from reptilian abduction at an early age.

I like the idea of getting your ears flushed. I guess it's called candeling but I thought a doctor does it not a spa treatment. Have you had an ear examine where they shine the light in there?

From what I've read about abduction if true, a gun will be of no use when they subdue you with advanced tech. If they can get in through walls and such, I am sure that they won't let a gun slip by their defenses.

Why the worry and panic after forty some years, by the sounds of it they have not harassed you since? Any other complaints other than the smell of the wax?

I am now 38 years old. At the age of around 22 I was living in the UK and came down with a bad ear infection - at the same time I was being plagued by bad dreams/reptilian type, which some 20 years ago wasnt on everyones radar and internet was not at all prevalent.

This took place also prior to David Icke going from TV sports presenter to his self proclaimed second coming of Jesus the Messiah to author of books on the reptilian and illuminati agenda.

I had had various ear infections as a kid, just the regular stuff like middle and outer ear infections but quite a few of them (and alongside this my childhood was a series of ongoing night terrors and hauntings etc).

This time my ear infection went from bad to worse and spread to to one side of my face and then the other with very bad swelling and intense pain inside both my ears and the middle of my head - almost drove me mad with the pain as I could not "get to it" as it was in the middle of my head - could not sleep at night either as the pain was intense and relentless.

Back and forth to hospital over many months, multiple treatments and multiple doctors and specialists all to no avail.

At its worst there was discharge leaking all over my pillow at night and it smelled rancid - I was hospitalized on many occasions and at times only morphine would help the intense pain.

None of the doctors was able to diagnose the problem accurately but more importantly why it would not heal.

One senior specialist finally found small skin growths/flaps in the ear canals that functioned like "non return valves" (my words) - insofar as the discharge would build up and could not leave the ear easily causing the discharge to back up and go deep and cause problems.

Biopsies were finally taken of the "non-return valve" skin flaps and from what I recall the doctors were amazed that a) these were in my ear canals b) that the flaps were not from my skin c) that the skin flaps themselves were mutated d) that they were "grafted" on.

Further biopsies were undertaken - by that point (some months of suffering later) the visiting consultant came to my bed side with a bunch of students and in true consultant style flipped through my medical records and prescribed a medicine that had been tried on me twice already but hadnt worked - in a pain delirium I grabbed his notes and threw them in the air, pulled the IV from my arm and discharged myself - 2 days later all related ear problems completely cleared up.

Throughout this whole time I was having very sinister alient implant like dreams and foreboding and life was becoming incredibly more mysterious.

All of this was some 20 years ago. So yes, all/most of this is/was a valid medical condition - the "self healing" that took place was the upside but the biopsies of skin flaps "grafted" onto my ear canals in parallel with the dreaming freaked me out somewhat and has stayed with me ever since.

Since all this happened life has continued to be a continual mystery and full of so many fantastical events that I am amazed almost every day.

Agree the original poster should simply go and see an ENT specialist - I do not concur with what one poster said about scent being out of sync or confused - especially if other people can smell strawberries! Just dont mention anything about aliens or similar when you go to ENT.

Best

Bravo





[edit on 3-3-2010 by Bravo111]

reply to post by Spectre0o0

i haven't been tasting it. but you know how after you stick your finger in your ear you accidentally brush your finger against your mouth.

Er, no dude that's a bit like "You know when you take a shower your finger accidentally goes up your butt"

Your ear is nowhere near your mouth, I'm trying very hard to be polite ear.

reply to post by Spectre0o0


Oh, you don't have to live in fear, man. They could get to you if they wanted. Closing the windows totally doesn't help. Even Mr. Smithers could break a window. Pretty sure various and sundry goons of TPTB can walk through walls and all that too. You don't even have to invite them in. They could definately get you if they wanted, and you couldn't stop them. In fact as you've said, they got you already. And since then you've been safe from their predations, no?
So they haven't gotten you, which means they don't want you. You're safe, dude. If it was going to happen, if it was "meant" to, it would have. Since it hasn't, you're cool. And either way, worrying just lowers your vibration and makes you easier to hurt.
Pretty much, when life threatens you with danger, chillin' is the solution.

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if this was made as a joke then I must say +1 for you!

The idea of believing your earwax tastes like strawberries, becoming notorious for it, and going so far as to taste other people's earwax is hilarious!

reply to post by Spectre0o0


Honestly i think your messing with us because what you say makes no sense. beaides strawberries smell good.

Note to self: Taste earwax for baseline flavor.

If my ears ever go out-of-wax [sic] I want to know if they should taste like strawberries, or snozberreries, or whatever.

2nd Note to self: Do dingleberries taste like dingleberries or strawberries?

I'm having a hard time believing this thread is not a big joke. Amusing yes, but fake nevertheless.

Originally posted by Spectre0o0
protection from the aliens. sorry about the caps...didn't realize.

lol funniest thread ever,but i do wish the mods would moderate "the gray area" more often... This place ia crawling with trolls and the mods dont seem to care.

reply to post by Spectre0o0


HAHAHAHA

You're 55 and you talk like a 4 year old!

reply to post by moocowman


This is the best laugh I have had all day
Thank-you very much!

Im starting to think mods have a double standard when they lock good threads that go off topic but then they let threads like this grow into monsters.

[edit on 3-3-2010 by SuperSlovak]

reply to post by TheComte


Well if the FDA, or whatever the name is for the Canadian FDA says Ear Candling must be bad...Then doggone it, that's the end of it!

After all, our U.S. and Canadian Drug administrations only hire or receive money from the Pharma companies because they are the experts and they care...right?

Fluoride in our drinking water and medications is completely safe for humans even if it's the main ingredient in rat poisons...Everyone knows this because they told us so!

Ear candles that can actually provide relief and even cures for certain ear conditions...yeah right...Who cares how many people have successfully used them over the last couple centuries in Easter medicine? It's pure quackary! /sarcasm



[edit on 3-3-2010 by bigdaddy7ftr]

Since the OP is no longer with us, and the thread has turned into a bunch of off topic comments.

Thread Closed.