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* DUI's: if you are pulled over and fail a medical test, you are shot on site.
* Child molesters: the highest recidivism rate short of cigarette smokers! Shoot them and they'll never do it again.
* Anyone non-peacefully blocking abortion clinics will be shot.
* Turn signals: failure to use them = the death penalty (bye bye New Jersey)
* Abortion: mandatory for male religious fascists.
Originally posted by Signals
Where do I sign up?
Can I be Secretary Of Energy?
Originally posted by whatukno
I think that you want to see a lot of Americans dead without a fair trial.
Originally posted by Subjective Truth
You will grow up and when you do if you still hold onto these things you will have a sad lonely life.
Originally posted by Asktheanimals
Someone needs to haul a marshall stack into the oval office and crank it up. Dick Cheney's ghost is still in there dude, be careful when you win the election. I know the sun never shines in Pittsburgh. whEre u from?
Originally posted by Icerider
Sorry, although I can see the merits in many of your policies, I'm afraid that you will not be allowed to remain incumbent as long as there is a 'Les paul' Liberation front to oppose you.