Vampire help!?!

having some trouble need info and advice. Don't post if it's useless saying: "there's no such thing" etc. if you don't then give a good reason other than just trolling.

So I don't know much about vampires but I think they have sharp canines that protrude and also a good sense of smell. Well two changes happened for me in these areas. I also know from movies (don't know if it's true though) that they have like super speed and strength and their eyes change colour and are sensative to sunlight etc. I havnt had any of this happen to me. Below I will explane what has happened with my teeth and smell.

Firstly-Ok so I was in school one day and there's this girl that's a bit of a weirdo. So I'm just standing outside of the maths room with a couple of friends, and the girl is standing opposite the hall, and someone tells a joke and everyone starts to laugh (except this other girl cus she's a bit of a loner) and suddenly she exclaims: "oh my gawd you're a vampire; you have fangs!"

everyone stops laughing... and stares at her. I just wrote it off as her being weird. Then later I check in the mirror in my bathroom when I'm brushing my teeth and sure, when I pull my mouth into a laughing position my canine teeth look somewhat like fangs. Not really tho. But then later that week when I was laughing again (I love laughing) I cut my lip with my right canine tooth. It really spooked me. I dunno why tho. I have never really believed in vampires and the like. But I have also never noticed my canines being so far out. Now don't get the wrong idea... They don't stick out really ugly outside of my mouth or anything but when I laugh they slide down over my bottom lip.

Secondly-I also have reaaaallllllyyyyy noticed my sense of smell get way better and much more acute. I can like.... identify what a smell is alot easier. Also I can just smell things that others can't. I noticed this maybe a month and a half ago...

So can people just like fill me in on vampires and stuff I just don't know what to think...

again: no trolling or flaming just helpful info please! And thanks in advance!

~~~Para

Bathe in holy water, eat as much garlic as you can, wear a cross, spend as much time as you can in direct sunlight. . . and for gods sake stop watching those stupid twilight movies. You're not a vampire. Don't you remember the part about having to get bitten by a vampire? Drinking blood? Come on.

[edit on 2/20/10 by OnceReturned]

I suggest you go to your local Doctor and tell him that you're a real Vampire.

He/She will send you to some 'specialists' that will be able to help you.

IRM

You may be at that stage in your life where you want to feel "special". I suggest that you be special at art,music,history or one of the sciences. Anything you enjoy. Having a special gift for one of those is better than being a special mythical being in the long run imo.

Like the other poster said, try to pick up garlic to see if you explode, if you go out in sunlight do you spontaneously combust, if you melt from holy water, if you can turn into a bat, ability to seduce women has increased, tan has decreased, feel 'at home' while eating count chocula, can defy gravity.

Have you noticed a major someone who may or may not be a protagonist / antagonist, arch-enemy, who you need to defeat to save a special someone? Is that someone incredibly clumsy and useless? Maybe you're in a movie? Go outside on a full moon, might not be a vampire, but a werewolf.

Other than that, I suggest getting into a fight with someone, see if everything goes into a slow motion fight sequence and then if you are able to punch his head off, cleanly, as in decapitation. If that happens, then you may indeed be a vampire, or a superhero of some sorts. More details are needed.

S+F THANKS FOR THE MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD OF THE EVENING!!!

You're in high school, right? In high school, just about everyone thinks there's something implausibly special about them. I can't quite remember what mine was right now, but when I do I'm quite ashamed.

You might need braces; when I started cutting my lip on my canines, it was right before I got braces. A lot of people have canines that look like fangs, but it's hard to notice unless you've got vampires on the brain.

I don't know about the sense of smell; maybe you're just suddenly into smells.

Ignore the people actively calling you crazy. If you were an adult, and if you were actually asserting that you were a vampire instead of just asking whether you were or not, then you would be crazy. But you're inquiring. You're also not a vampire. (though, less strange things have happened.)

Originally posted by Whyhi
Have you noticed a major someone who may or may not be a protagonist / antagonist, arch-enemy, who you need to defeat to save a special someone? Is that someone incredibly clumsy and useless? Maybe you're in a movie? Go outside on a full moon, might not be a vampire, but a werewolf.

Loved this comment.

This poor kid is gonna be scarred for life..

Its ok, OP, I used to wish I was a vampire, too..it would be awsome to have super powers and have people fear me..

I also wish I was a female commando like my avatar, after I play Mass Effect..and Im an adult..well, half the time

OP, do you recall if you woke up one morning and had two bite marks on your neck? Did you feel really tired and weak after that, if you did see the marks? I know, I might be old school when it comes to vampires, perhaps. I haven't seen the Twilight movie or was it movies so far? Not quite sure how vampires might become vampires in the lastest movies.

I suggest you stand in front of a mirror. Have a friend look at the mirror. If your friend can't see your image reflected in the mirror, you might be a vampire. Or, maybe, your friend is not positioned at the correct angle to see your reflection.

I always wondered, does a vampire see it's own image in a mirror, while nobody else can? And, do the clothing the vampires wear still show up in the mirror?

Okay, gotta go. I am going to my studio to paint the invisible man without clothes on. No paint required.

By the way, that loner chick is just messing with your head. Or else, she has some serious problems. Or both. Or, maybeeeeeeeeeeee, she wants you to give her a big hickey on her neck. Go for it.

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Well, it seems your request for people not to flame or troll was not met. I am sorry for that. The reason you requested that though, is because you are aware of the way it sounds.

I have to admit, right before I joined the military, 10+ years ago, and into my first year in the Army, I had similar experiences. My canines would seem to "grow" in my mouth, I would feel it happen, then my fingers would go to my lips, and they would feel like they had "stretched." I have no idea as to why or how, but I knew it was happening. I told more people than most would probably have told, but I have never really cared what people thought. To this day, I am not sure why they would do that. Real crazy. Just wish immortality and all the other attributes attached to the vamp came along in the "package." I really don't know what to tell ya. Just don't think about it too much, and pleas don't go into anyone's window at night and drain them of their life force using your elongated canines!! Thank you for your post.

im sorry that some people are being so sarcastic and insensitive. most people do not believe that vampires can exist. thats because the vampires want it that way. many many completely normal people have sharp canines. i do...if im in a photo smiling, then it looks like i have natural fangs...its just the way my teeth are. and i have noticed similar changes in my senses. not just my smell, but all my senses. they've all recently become much better, heightened. and im just a plain old human. from what you've told us, i'd say that you're definitely not a vampire, and that you have nothing to worry about

dont worry about people calling you crazy. the people who are going to call you crazy for believing in vampires just may be some of the same people who fully believe in other things that other people will call them crazy for believing. everyone has one particular topic that they think is just loony toons.

I'll get the wooden stake.... do you have any problem with me removing your head once i stick it in you?

Well if I remember correctly the only way to kill a vampire is by cutting off its head, setting them on fire or throwing them in sunlight (unless of course your one of those 'in-the-closet' vampires that just sparkle) So in theory you should be able to survive everything other than those three predicaments. In that case would it be OK if I chop off your arms and watch them grow back?

If you feel ok, I wouldn't worry about it too much.
If you don't, and you eat really rare steak and you feel better, I'd have one pretty often.

Lol some of those posts were funny I'm not gonna deny it and go into a sulk haha. But I don't think most of you got the idea of why I posted his. It wasn't to try to feel special haha, it was just that this stuff made me think about vampires and the like. It was so people would post info about vampires and stuff to give me a better understanding if things in this area. Soooo thanks to all the people who actually said stuff rather than mock what I said... I'm just glad I wasn't some new person to ATS. I would have probably gotten sacred off by all the b1tchyness. I know that sounds harsh but it's true. But as I said, I'm not goin to hold grudges so thanks anyways to everyone that helped... More info and stuff wud b appreciated again

C'mon mate, you're no 'Edward Cullen', Turn off the computer, put down Twilight, Interview with the vampire, or Dracula, or whatever book/movie you are into at the moment, and go and play outside with your friends. .

Btw, my canines are fang like - my dad are too, it's just teeth man! I've heard it referred to as 'peg tooth'. They can be fixed at the dentist if they are bothering you. If they are at the point where your tooth cut your lip - you should probably get it fixed.

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Interview with a vampire was pretty awesome. Though I'll have to admit I liked The Vampire Lestat alot more. Didn't think too highly of the Queen of the Damned movie though, It was rather disappointing.

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If you want more information on Vampires, my best advice is: Read Dracula, then watch that episode of X-Files that Owen Wilson was in.

Hmmm. Maybe we should hangout sometime. You sound oddly familiar. Just a thought.