Birds Cannot Be Trusted And The Reptilian Connection

reply to post by Doc Velocity


I have to ask, Doc, is this owl for real? I tried Googling it and can't really find anything.

Originally posted by Violater1
I have to ask, Doc, is this owl for real? I tried Googling it and can't really find anything.

Hey, I'm making a judgement call on this one — That "glowing owl" clip has got to be a hoax documentary. A bird that emits 200+ lumens from its eyes? C'mon. What do the tribesmen feed it, rechargeable lithium batteries?

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My guess is, somebody took some really great night time footage of the African Spotted Eagle Owl and noticed that its eyes mirrored back the starlight scope (as do the eyes of many nocturnal predators); then they probably went back to the studio and manufactured the hoax documentary with a few ILM-style digital tricks.

Damned good effects in that deer-hunting scene, I must admit.

— Doc Velocity




[edit on 2/21/2010 by Doc Velocity]

you know the more I've thought about this the deeper the rabbit hole goes...

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reply to post by Signals


The language, the birds, the word of bird'n.
Mak'n haste, the days, hangin' high, the ways.
Coo breezin', chipin', feather'd fluff glid'n 'round.
Mark, the man, sure c'n change.
Treble rest on thee, her eyes, 'n little gently, cry horizon.

OMG you are right. Im going to KFC tonight and im going to eat all of those little F'ers that i can. Then im going to tell my parrot that we are "going to the vet", when we get to the vet im going to explain to him that Mr.Bubbles (that is the parrots name) is working with the reptilians and to put him down. If the Vet does not do that i will go back to KFC and quickly dip the parrot in batter, fry and eat him. Thanks so much i had no idea it was Mr.Bubbles calling the police on me for digging a bomb shelter in my neighbors yard and watching his wife change.

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reply to post by Signals



Wait...wut? o_O
Is this serious?
also the ending video it is kinda cute

but seriously..

is this serious?

reply to post by Doc Velocity


I never looked at an owl properly before or seen them eat something... i'm kinda scared now lol

They look like winged "Greys" that's a scary thought.. and when they tilt their head's it reminds me of the possible reptilian news anchors and politicians who do that a lot on TV like that american woman who tilted her head and hissed.

EDIT: also btw Fourth kind wasn't a flop it made $15 million more than it's budget.

[edit on 17/05/09 by Raider of Truth]

Forget birds....



Fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!!



The owl thing is strange and seems to be a form of worship with people who believe themselves to be elites.

[edit on 22-2-2010 by XXXN3O]

I get it, I feel ya! "The Birds" one of Hitchcock's great thrillers.

Yet I have some bird friends. They like to sing and dance, they're not so bad.

The reptilian connection is undeniable!

PS: Oh and I love to eat chicken...so "Revenge of the Chickens".

[edit on 22-2-2010 by cindymars]

Well, to me, the things that are mosly likely to be alien probes are insects and spiders

reply to post by EnlightenUp


I completely agree. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really needs 8 legs.

Which is why I carry Raid wherever I go.

(shivers uncontrollably)

Originally posted by smyleegrl
Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, really needs 8 legs.

Which is why I carry Raid wherever I go.

(shivers uncontrollably)

Nooooooo! They needz all legs to support stockings industry.

Nooooooo! They needz all legs to support stockings industry.

reply to post by EnlightenUp


This thread has made my day....I've laughed so hard my side hurts and my computer screen is covered in pepsi....

Parrots are the most diabolical of them all.

Think you are evolved because you have an opposable digit? Parrots have twice as many. They have mastered our language. They have a sound weapon that can bring a human to their knees.

They are hardened criminals- they have been behind bars the majority of their live.

They bite too.

Originally posted by Raider of Truth
reply to post by Signals

 

Wait...wut? o_O
Is this serious?
also the ending video it is kinda cute

but seriously..

is this serious?

Always...

Birds seem to act like robots, you know?

I have never lost full bladder control on ATS before.
Not the thread where the dude saw reptilians in a guys abdominal muscles.
Nor the thread where the dude thought there were trees on Mars.
Not the thread where some one though a rock was a three story condo that John Leer had built on the Moon.

Until this thread. I had maintained integrity.

S and F for making me wet my pants.

Breaking News:

"Intelligence reports large movements of birds inside major cities"


THEY RE ON TO US !!!!!





[edit on 23-2-2010 by Dynamitrios]


Superb thread by the way

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[edit on 23-2-2010 by Dynamitrios]

Originally posted by Signals
Greetings Above Top Secretions, bear with me for a minute or two.

Other than the fact that your telling me to look into the eyes of pictured birds (and me wondering how long you have one attempted to find a bird, secondly held it in your hands to look into its eyes and three walk away calmly whilst still maintaining your sanity) to endorse your point, did you know that with that awesome word play of yours you just managed to call everyone secretions?

[edit on 24-2-2010 by relap0]

Originally posted by relap0

Originally posted by Signals
Greetings Above Top Secretions, bear with me for a minute or two.

Other than the fact that your telling me to look into the eyes of pictured birds (and me wondering how long you have one attempted to find a bird, secondly held it in your hands to look into its eyes and three walk away calmly whilst still maintaining your sanity) to endorse your point, did you know that with that awesome word play of yours you just managed to call everyone secretions?

[edit on 24-2-2010 by relap0]

Yes but I meant that in the best possible way...

reply to post by ucalien


Okey so we got people that say these birds are Evil Minded Thingies, interesting love those videos and links by the way.

But Please Explain to me how these Birds are just Birds, arent everything Connected somehow, but somehow the birds are just a Extra dot in our painted Utopia view of the world. flopping around doin nothing than eating worms and insects.

a way of life keeping everything in order and in balance. but every creature have an Agenda for their own specie, what that is, can be speculated and who they are working with can be debated.

But just saying that we need to Reboot our life, just says that you arent accepting surten stuff in your life.