Originally posted by redeyedwonder
I know this is supposed to be funny but I don't really agree with any of them, particularly...
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all
of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
Pure Socialism wouldn't have a government. Socialism is an economic system where the producers (workers) own the means of their production
(machinery, resources etc.). Nationalism is when the government owns the means of production.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
Fascism is a system where government and corporations are operated as one. You probably wouldn't be able to own two cows as the corporations would
monopolize the food industry and made it illegal for you to produce your own food. Their military would enforce this law.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
You wouldn't have two cows, you, your neighbor, and the community you live in would have two cows. And you would all share the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
Hmmmm that doesn't take a dictatorship, unless they think Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Johnson etc., were dictators? (I think they were but that's beside
the point).
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
Anarchists in general are not criminals or violent, just another 'statist' myth. The milk would be shared with whoever needed it, Anarchists fed
their needs, not their greeds.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
An oxymoron. How can you have Anarchism and private ownership of resources? Who is going to protect your 'rights' as a private owner?
What will stop the population revolting against their exploitation? Anarchism is about putting resources in the hands of all, and away from the hands
of the few who control them to their advantage.
It's just capitalism with no control, the worst thing that could ever happen to communities. They think the majority would support uncontrolled
capitalism? They're obviously not very aware are they?
They must have missed all the world wide anti-globalism protests.
[edit on 2/20/2010 by ANOK]