posted on Feb, 5 2010 @ 10:29 AM
russia/us will start the arms race with their top priority to aquire ET technology during this process many governments will be secretly approached by
different ET factions. United States will build a stargate, que Jodie Foster. the gate opens unexpectedly in the year 1959 a vast never ending horde
of humongous stitched horrors arrives to great the human race with open claws.
1960-1971 are spent with losing battle after battle, the entire northern half of the united states/Canada is burned to the ground, only remaining
factions of freedom fighters remain in Texas where the front has been established. government officals have fled the country seeking refuge in Europe
countries. ET races watch from giant telatron HD flatscreen, someone makes popcorn.
1972 the final remnants of the Texas Rifle Bass Fisherman club are destroyed by the invading army of whaling specter beasts, these metaphysical
creatures skillfully avoided the spittoon IED traps that had been the one saving grace. in the months to follow Mexico with several other south
American countries along with Brazil; which had been infiltrated years prior, are now under the command of the alien army.
1973 Russian invents power armor and working replica ET spacecraft. the first ever Bear commanded spec op group is formed, professor Vladimir Gorevich
is credited with creating this group. sadly, mr. Gorevich and his staff we're mauled to death shortly after.
1975 first major victory for the allies when a young chinese boy noticed gathering groups of leviathan shore smashers, he also took note of a
"control" grouping of bedsheet cloaked floater sectoids. thousands of chinese fire lanterns are released catching the sheet wearing aliens by
surprise many of them unable to deal with this display of reckless fire safety throw themselves into the ocean, always to be known as "the day it
smells like something is burning...do you smell something burning?". without management personal the pro-union sea monster local 410 begins to
fracture.
1979 a personal Megatranmogufior translation machine is created, first words spoken to invading legions, "whats your problem jerkfaces?"