The Threat That Is FarmVille: The Matrix Inverted, page 1
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Topic started on 4-2-2010 @ 09:53 AM by Doc Velocity
Welcome to FarmVille


Innocuous enough, right?

A time-killer game attached to your FaceBook portal, along with about five other meaningless do-nothing games such as Mafia Wars and PetVille. These niceties are provided to you courtesy of
Zynga, which may or may not be the front for the Antichrist.

I'm assuming that most of you have at least encountered FaceBook and FarmVille.

This game is addictive like cocaine-laced-alcohol-cigarettes. It's like flypaper, you can't put the thing down. It's Pavlov's dogs with a Salad-Shooter dispensing goodies and high-fives for no apparent reason. The game causes a complete cascading failure of the higher functions of the human brain, so you're reduced to a near-vegetative state save for motor skills necessary to operate the mouse, by which you ACCEPT your rewards of flowers, animals, farming equipment, Mardi Gras beads and SuperBowl premiums and other precious things that you can't live without. It's virtual commerce and virtual consumerism.

Oh, of course, there's no real value to any of this nonsense. The rewards are meaningless. The crops are meaningless. The entire experience is meaningless, but very extremely psychologically addictive. It's brain candy.

They made it for kids, you say.

Yeah, right... That's why there are options to plug in your CREDIT CARD and ADD POINTS to your game in exchange for HARD CURRENCY. Oh, you can BUY the biggest, baddest plantation in FarmVille, certainly... There's no ceiling, You can pump as much money as you want into this hole, it'll never fill up.

Yeah, I tried it for a few days, got caught up in it, even sent $10 to Zynga via PayPal in exchange for a few extra points. And then I stopped and shook my head and realized....

WTF?

Like, open a window and just throw a handful of cash out there. Wave bye-bye...

But, you know, I'm not so self-righteous that I refuse to recognize a lucrative venture when I see one. I know it's pure Pavlovian manipulation for commercial gain, but there's something ELSE about this that feels weird...

The Matrix

I envision hundreds of millions of people around the world plugged-in to FarmVille, mesmerized with their simplistic Flash-generated virtual reality, their neural spark in perfect synch with the rotations of their little virtual crops. This is their world.

Meanwhile, Zynga is draining their credit accounts.

It IS The Matrix, but we're on the outside looking in, PAYING to live these bizarre two-dimensional lives.

Is it any coincidence, do you think, that the movie Avatar just broke all box-office records?

Ya think maybe we're being SET-UP to ACCEPT a world in which we live vicariously through our little FarmVille Avatars while any true value we may have in Life is drained away?

— Doc Velocity


reply posted on 4-2-2010 @ 10:14 AM by Rook1545
reply to post by Doc Velocity



I don't think of it as any different than XBOX live or PSN. You are paying real money for something that doesn't really exist. You buy a game from XBL or PSN, you have no real physical media to hold in your hand. It is the experience you are paying for. I think of it as paying them, to allow them, to buy your time.

The ironic part is that you paid no real physical currency for that experience. Sure it COULD have been real money but it wasn't, you exchange arbitrary numbers for arbitrary code.


reply posted on 4-2-2010 @ 10:29 AM by NovusOrdoMundi
reply to post by Doc Velocity



There is one sure-fire solution to an addiction to Farmville...

STOP PLAYING IT!

I swear, people act like these bull# material items are something of importance. If you don't like it, stop playing it. It's as simple as that.

Just for informational purposes, I neither have a Facebook account nor have I played Farmville. At last check, I am still socially relevant.

There is a choice when it comes to things like this. You either like it and play it, or you don't like it and don't play it. Both are just fine, so long as you don't attempt to mask the shame of having put your time and money in to something as ridiculous as a farming game by authoring a thread which purports that that very same farming game was coded by the Antichrist.
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