Grumpy people are more advanced on the evolutionary scale!

Originally posted by endisnighe
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

Parlez-Vous Français?

Yessuh, ah speak French fine!

Fry mah hide!

It is impo'tant t'communicut in menny languages an' t'be ejoocayted so as t'engage in intelleckually stimulatin' cornvahsashun.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by EnlightenUp

 

Hey! How did I miss the entrance of the "Ascended Master"? End! Where the hell are you? Our guest that never shows, just showed up? I'm sorry S-Dog? Wiki Leaks? EnlightenUp? Lighten up, will ya? I'm just a gigolo! I ain't got nobody! Thank for finally showing up, though.

Time works differently in the higher planes, if you want to call it that. We set the pace of things up here and source sets the pace for us. All is done by our gracious willingness, by situational necessity or divine timing.

Originally posted by EnlightenUp

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by EnlightenUp

 

Hey! How did I miss the entrance of the "Ascended Master"? End! Where the hell are you? Our guest that never shows, just showed up? I'm sorry S-Dog? Wiki Leaks? EnlightenUp? Lighten up, will ya? I'm just a gigolo! I ain't got nobody! Thank for finally showing up, though.

Time works differently in the higher planes, if you want to call it that. We set the pace of things up here and source sets the pace for us. All is done by our gracious willingness, by situational necessity or divine timing.

Whew! I thought it might be something like senility. Thanks for clearing that up...and thank you for finally dropping by oh wise one...ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Enlightenup!

:u p:

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by Signals

 

Speaking of green, haven't you started a thread eschewing any notion that little green men were real? Can you elaborate on that?

Ah well Yes, that was me. Those corporate type stooges hated it. Hell, everybody hated it. Sue me, foe me, whatever.

When I was young we needed PROOF see? Something I could hold in my cracked, dried bloody hands. And squash, like a bug. Now these kids watch Independence Day and Men In Black and they're hooked! Am I the one that's crazy

Maybe! Man I wish these kids would get out of my yard.

*Signals opens the front door..."HEY, tell that slut, your mom to cook you kids some lunch, it'll get you away from me"...(what is the trailer park coming to I tell you what..) "Get away from that grill! I'm cooking Boudin and you kids won't get any! "*

Where was I? Memory It's overrated. Ah yes. *Signals cracks open Dixie Beer #8*

Where am I? Oh yes, you're show. Who the hell wanted me hare anyway? I'm gettin' ready for the game.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by TarzanBeta

 

Tarzan are you still there? End? What happened to Tarzan?

The wife's callin' me. And I gotta put another nail in the coffin.

I roll my own cigs. IT saves.

Thanks for havin my grumpy tail on the show! And tell Vannah I said Hi if she is ever a guest! In fact, call me. TELL ME.

reply to post by TarzanBeta


Speaking of death ...

Are those FEMA coffins free?

I don't want to burden my loved ones with unnecessary enterrement bills ...

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by endisnighe
reply to post by schrodingers dog

 

Parlez-Vous Français?

Yessuh, ah speak French fine!

Fry mah hide!

It is impo'tant t'communicut in menny languages an' t'be ejoocayted so as t'engage in intelleckually stimulatin' cornvahsashun.

Now that don't make NO sense!

And that ain't frawn say.

reply to post by Signals


But wait, before you run off to the game...(Go Saints!)....



Are you suggesting that there just isn't any quantifiable proof to show there are little green men, or grey's or lizard thingies? Are you saying Independence Day was a work of fiction?

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by TarzanBeta

 

Speaking of death ...

Are those FEMA coffins free?

I don't want to burden my loved ones with unnecessary enterrement bills ...

FEMA? What's a FEMA? Is that manhattanese for yer upper leg bone?

Them be small coffins. I hope they're free. (shudders)

Does that mean they cut you up...?

Bye!

Back on topic of the OP.

One of my favorite sayings to younger folk.

The older I am, the better I was.

And thanks to all the special guests today on the Late Night Grumpier Old Men Show.

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by TarzanBeta

 

Speaking of death ...

Are those FEMA coffins free?

I don't want to burden my loved ones with unnecessary enterrement bills ...

Free coffins? Finally something FEMA can do right!



By the way guys, when you tell a joke you have to run your own laugh track and one handed applause track...sorry, but endisnighe is being run ragged and neither one of us can keep up....I'm starting to get really grumpy...

Originally posted by TarzanBeta

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by TarzanBeta

 

Speaking of death ...

Are those FEMA coffins free?

I don't want to burden my loved ones with unnecessary enterrement bills ...

FEMA? What's a FEMA? Is that manhattanese for yer upper leg bone?

Them be small coffins. I hope they're free. (shudders)

Does that mean they cut you up...?

Bye!

Didn't you break your FEMA a few years back?

reply to post by endisnighe


Was it Oscar Wilde that said: "the deader I get the better I get"

What ... he didn't? He should have!

And thanks to all the special guests today on the Late Night Grumpier Old Men Show.

Am I being escorted out?
FINE!!!

*back to the Sam Waterstone network I go ...

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by endisnighe

 

Was it Oscar Wilde that said: "the deader I get the better I get"

What ... he didn't? He should have!

And thanks to all the special guests today on the Late Night Grumpier Old Men Show.

Am I being escorted out?
FINE!!!

*back to the Sam Waterstone network I go ...

Hey! Sam Waterstone!! End? What about him as guest?

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Didn't you break your FEMA a few years back?

Hip replacement is no laughing matter ...

Even if one did it intentionally to get a free Rascal.

Hypothetically of course ...

*Ladyinwaiting slips back into the auditorium, after having spent the musical break at the bar tossing back a couple of drinks with Southern Guardian.

Standing in the semi-darkness of the room, she notices a man sitting on the front row near the stage. He's sitting alone. She quickly decides to go sit next to him. She takes her seat quietly. She can surmise with a few quick glances, and her outstanding peripheral vision, that the man is wearing a fake beard, fake nose and glasses, and she can see strands of long-ish hair crammed up into a Panama hat.

But what she notices next is a dead giveaway. Around his head, there are rather dark, ominous clouds. He can't seem to shake them.

OMG. It's EnlightenUp. She elbows him in the ribs.*

Liw: "What are you doing in this git-up?" "What's going on?". "Did you try to have the show shut down?" "I thought you were supposed to be the guest speaker?"

EU: "I'm incognito. Duh. I"m not trying to have the show shut down. They are just getting on my nerves. I"m in a bad mood."

Liw: " Everybody's in a bad mood. Not just you". "Are you going to be the guest speaker, or not?"

EU: "I'm trying to get out of it. You should be the guest speaker".

LIW: But I don't have anything to say.

EU: What do you mean you don't have anything to say? You don't have a problem popping your mouth off on the conservative threads. They are providing you a stage here. Go for it.

LIW: Well, you don't have to get snippy about it. YOU are the invited guest speaker. I am merely a simple member of the Peanut Gallery. It is YOU who are the invited speaker, and YOU are keeping them waiting. It's rude.

EU: YOU are keeping them waiting. YOU are rude.

LIW: I am not keeping them waiting. Now get out of this rediculous disguise, and go let them know you are here.

EU: Let them know YOU are here.

LIW: Would you stop being such an ATS-hole? And you need to apologize for wanting to shut the show down. I personally find it very productive. I'm giving it a flag, in fact.

Look, it's only End and JPZ. What do you think they are going to do to you? Disagree with you? You'll be fine. Tell them they can interview you about enlightenment, or something. They'll go for it.

EU: It's about politics. I don't like politics. It makes me irritable.

LIW: Fine. I'm going back to the bar. Maybe Southern Guardian will let them interview him. By the way, if I can't find him, I'm going to tell them you are here, that you're sorry, and that you are ready to be interviewed.

*Ladyinwaiting leaves, headed to the bar.*

Originally posted by schrodingers dog

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Didn't you break your FEMA a few years back?

Hip replacement is no laughing matter ...

Even if one did it intentionally to get a free Rascal.

Hypothetically of course ...

Wouldn't that be hip-o-thetically?

Originally posted by schrodingers dog
reply to post by endisnighe

 

Was it Oscar Wilde that said: "the deader I get the better I get"

What ... he didn't? He should have!

And thanks to all the special guests today on the Late Night Grumpier Old Men Show.

Am I being escorted out?
FINE!!!

*back to the Sam Waterstone network I go ...

Waterstone, that old curmudgeon. I use to like the Duh dun show. But for some reason that tune started to get on my frazzeled nerves.

Must be my grumpy attitude.

As for the door, the door is always open. I am just thinking of the game, it does not really interest me now that the green and gold are no longer in it.

Hell, even Favre (there is that damn frenchy again) is no longer in it.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux


Hey! Sam Waterstone!! End? What about him as guest?

As long as he doesn't convict me of some trumped up charge. You know, like the one that had the parents of the non vaccinated child brought up on negligent homicide charges.

[boo hiss boo]


[edit on 2/7/2010 by endisnighe]

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Wouldn't that be hip-o-thetically?

Oh my ...

Btw, before I exit with a fit ... where's my board game home version of the show?

I wuz promised stuff!!!

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
reply to post by Signals

 

But wait, before you run off to the game...(Go Saints!)....

Are you suggesting that there just isn't any quantifiable proof to show there are little green men, or grey's or lizard thingies? Are you saying Independence Day was a work of fiction?

*Signals takes off the oxygen mask, lights up another Chesterfield*

Jesus smoked Chesterfields. Puts hair on your chest.

Yes, but that topic and thread is dead, dead I tell 'ya. Fancy alien saviors are much more entertaining! But I digress....

I'm putting the grumpy hat down for a few hours. Nice joining you fellas. Give those kids hell and tell em what for! I'm off to get more beer and get ready for that there ball game...

Think I'll catch some TV this afternoon to. Dang kids don't know about real teleovision shows....they got their Jersey Shore, their Oprah. I watched it when it was REAL shows about real people, like this-



Now I must go. Don't Ask me on again....unless'n you have perty women here!