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posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:20 AM
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Huh? What the frell is going on?(barely heard under the lowering applause)





posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:30 AM
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Originally posted by endisnighe


Huh? What the frell is going on?(barely heard under the lowering applause)





You don't know? Oh for Christ Sakes! You're the producer. Ladies and gentlemen our producer End Is Nighe has no idea what's going on! Okay then, we've got a great show for you tonight, right End? No, never mind don't answer that. We have a great show for you tonight, and our first guest tonight will be the first guest we were supposed to have last night, the Wise the Wonderful, the "Ascended Master"...EnlightenUp!



What? What? Excuse me?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:35 AM
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Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux


You don't know? Oh for Christ Sakes! You're the producer. Ladies and gentlemen our producer End Is Nighe has no idea what's going on! Okay then, we've got a great show for you tonight, right End? No, never mind don't answer that. We have a great show for you tonight, and our first guest tonight will be the first guest we were supposed to have last night, the Wise the Wonderful, the "Ascended Master"...EnlightenUp!



What? What? Excuse me?




[still fumbling with the mike] uhm, it seems EnlightenUp is still on his quest for further enlightenment. It seems he may or may not appear this evening.......I definitely have to book some more vivacious guests. At least ones that do not have their heads in the clouds all the time.

Jean Paul, what am I supposed to do with the open air time? Maybe another guest could step up to the plate?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:40 AM
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Oh for crying out...You've got to be kidding me! I don't we do now? You're the producer! All right, this is a damn interview show, so we have to do an interview. Get up here End. Come on! Get on stage here, I'll interview you damnit! No, come on! Get on stage. Ladies and gentlemen please a big round of applause for tonight's guest and our wonderful producer....MR. ENDISNIGHE.....



:u p:

(Endisnighe walks onto the stage and sits down on the virtual imaginary couch next to Jean Paul's virtual imaginary desk.)

End, welcome to Late Night With Grumpy Old Men. How the hell the are you?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:45 AM
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By the looks of my advertising sales, not too damn well.

Hey you [stage hand points at himself], yeah you, get Jean Paul and I a couple of coffees.

You know JP, I was meant to coordinate this crap and not be sitting here like some idiot.



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:49 AM
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Originally posted by endisnighe


By the looks of my advertising sales, not too damn well.

Hey you [stage hand points at himself], yeah you, get Jean Paul and I a couple of coffees.

You know JP, I was meant to coordinate this crap and not be sitting here like some idiot.


Oh come on! You were born an idiot. You can do this no problem. Brothers in arms you and I. Just two idiots doing a Late Night Talk Show on the Conspiracy Chanel. So, tell us all what we are dying to hear, End. How long have you been producing threads for the Conspiracy Chanel now? I mean, you don't have give away your age or anything, but you've been doing this for quite a while now, haven't you?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:54 AM
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Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux

Oh come on! You were born an idiot. You can do this no problem. Brothers in arms you and I. Just two idiots doing a Late Night Talk Show on the Conspiracy Chanel. So, tell us all what we are dying to hear, End. How long have you been producing threads for the Conspiracy Chanel now? I mean, you don't have give away your age or anything, but you've been doing this for quite a while now, haven't you?


Well, if you look at it in the philosophical point of view, it seems like forever.

And what the frell does my age have to do with anything? For your information, it has been going on about 8 months now and do I get any frelling credit? No!

The owners of the channel get all the real glory. Look at em! With their fancy production value vids and me, only getting this small byline show!



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 04:58 AM
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Yeah well that's corporate internet for ya. So, you've been with ATS, for only 8 months now? Boy, you're right, philosophically speaking it seems like forever.



But, this isn't your first thread, by any stretch of the imagination. I mean, you have some impressive credits to your name. Some very popular threads that brought in an impressive cast of outstanding posters. What would would say was you're most successful thread here at ATS?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:09 AM
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My favorite and I believe the most controversial one would have to be-



A little discussion about Revolution and the Declaration of Independance


Everyone likes a good revolution.


As for the most flags and stars, that would have to be-


Obama Declares National Medical Emergency on H1N1 Flu


You know the one where Obama owning large quantities of Big Pharma stock and he helps himself out by declaring a National Emergency.

Well you know how bad that flu turned out. The last I heard stubbing ones toe is about just as bad.





posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:13 AM
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Originally posted by endisnighe
My favorite and I believe the most controversial one would have to be-



A little discussion about Revolution and the Declaration of Independance


Everyone likes a good revolution.


As for the most flags and stars, that would have to be-


Obama Declares National Medical Emergency on H1N1 Flu


You know the one where Obama owning large quantities of Big Pharma stock and he helps himself out by declaring a National Emergency.

Well you know how bad that flu turned out. The last I heard stubbing ones toe is about just as bad.





Okay, now that is interesting....



No, no, no, I'm not kidding. This is no joke.



No, seriously. Will you guys knock it off? How are running that laugh track while you're sitting over here, End? Okay seriously, tell us a little more about Obama and the Big Pharma...The Big Pharma, Bamarama! What was President Obama's connection to Big Pharma?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:21 AM
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Well, if one looks into the connection to ANY politician nowadays, you will find that all of them are financed by mega corps/banksters.

One very abnormal thing about this here President, one can find that he owned large quantities of stock of the vaccine suppliers prior to his NE announcement.

What I find downright hypocritical about it is that insider trading is illegal. What is it called when a president enacts an emergency decree that makes vaccines sales hit the roof and one owns stock in said companies? Must be just fortuitous?

[boo, hiss] Hey, you people in the peanut gallery better not start your chants of ropes and chains!

It is easy to see all presidents are just sock puppets for their corporate/bankster masters.




posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:29 AM
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Agggghhhh! See? I knew there was a reason I was so G-damned grumpy!





What? You people think this is funny? Were you not listening to what End just explained? I mean in this Constitutional Republic, no one is above the law! Isn't that right, End?

(Endisnighe nods somberly)

So, then would it be fair to say that A Little Discussion About Revolution and the Declaration of Independence is a spinoff of Obama Declares National Emergency on H1N1 Flu?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:39 AM
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Well actually, it was a culmination of seeing the JesusIsDemocrat/realrep ublican paradigm.

I have always felt the government was a cesspool of incompetence, the old CoverYour# mentality. But until actually researching the aspects of both parties, I did not know that they both lead to the same place-Tyranny.

One wants huge government for their purpose, the other huge government for theirs.

It all leads to one thing, imagine this photo-just replace the carbon trading with government alone.

Puts up slide on video monitor-






posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:47 AM
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Yep. That about sums it up. As they say...roll's down hill.





But, are'nt we a part of the problem. I mean look at you and I, what are we doing but just some stupid late night talk show, entertaining the masses, offering them mind numbing internet threads, instead of....what? I don't know. Is there something we can be doing? You tell me, End. Just what the hell do we do about it all?




posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 05:55 AM
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Well Jean Paul, there are all kinds of ideas. The one I find to be the worst is the suicidal approach.


Now, I have come up with an idea that will remove me personally from the fallacy of their control-A Declaration of Individual Sovereignty

I am still researching that aspect-Did you know those asshats in the government do not even let people know, that the SS system is VOLUNTARY? Or that as a human being, we are not subject to corporate laws and statutes? That is if you can remove yourself from their control. This aspect REALLY needs to be researched thoroughly.

boo boo boo boo

Other ideas have been floated to vote out all incumbents, start a third party, or even run for office yourself.




posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 06:04 AM
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Oh come on! Me run for office? Now you're taking it too far. What the hell would be so wrong with the government just leaving me the frell alone?

:u p:
:u p:
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You bring up an interesting point though, about how THEY, as in the government, don't let us know that Social Security is wholly voluntary, or that many laws that apply to corporations don't apply to us, WE THE PEOPLE!

:u p:


But, let's be real here...aren't THEY, as in the government, WE THE PEOPLE?




No, now come on...settle down. Seriously what the hell are you guys one hand clapping about? If THEY, are WE, then WE have seriously found the enemy, and it is US. I don't know, what do you say, End?



posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 06:10 AM
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At this time Jean Paul and I are going to take a small break.

Everyone, please welcome in order The Fly's and The Who!

Got you where I want you.




Won't get fooled again!





posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 06:27 AM
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Please a big round of applause for the musical intermission.





Now a word from one of our sponsors-Preparation H, after the IRS has come and gone, and you really have to get rid of that burning sensation in your #.







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Oh definitely Jean Paul. I have found the enemy and it is US.

Let me quote an anonymous person and Benjamin Franklin from our history-



A lady asked Dr. Franklin Well Doctor what have we got a republic or a monarchy — "A republic," replied the Doctor, "if you can keep it."

[somber voices and slight nodding in the audience]

I myself like to say, "we deserve exactly what we get, lest we forget that it is we, that rule this country"!

As for the Leave me the Frell Alone Party, that is exactly it, it is an attitude, not a stance on how we have to maintain our freedoms and liberty.







posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 06:42 AM
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Yep. That's the thing, wasn't it Thomas Jefferson that suggested that there is a certain amount of rottenness that enters into a man's soul when he decides to enter into politics?

Isn't the problem, really, just like you said, on the one hand we want big government for what it can do for us, and on the other hand we want big government for what it can do for us. When we stop wanting and simply insist that those who dare to rule, leave us the frell alone, then there is no corporate power, there is no tyranny, there is no socialism, no government program, just you and I and our studio audience, and everyone else, agreeing to govern ourselves, and then there is no need for outrageous taxation, no need for huge military build ups, no need for FBI's, FDA's, FEC's, FEMA's, SEC's, CIA's, USDA's, FDA's,....what am I missing here?








posted on Feb, 7 2010 @ 06:59 AM
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There are a few I can think off of the top of my head like the ATF, NSA, AoA, DE, DOE etc etc etc.

For those interested, here is a location for the thousands of Fed agencies-
Fed Agencies

One agency that should be created after the elimination of all the worthless ones is the KMA. Kiss My # agency. This is where we can send all the worthless eaters of government prior to their release.






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Government incompetence got you down, did you just spend 6 hours at the DMV? Preparation H, the cool for the bum that burns.




[edit on 2/7/2010 by endisnighe]





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