Need a rite of exorcism ?

Are you woken by bumps in the night ?
Are you tormented by ghosts, ghouls or long legged beasties ?
Is your hamster possessed by the devil ?

Then you may need an exorcism

Roman Catholic Exorcism

Wiccan Exorcism

Hindu Exorcism

Unfortunately, these are the only ones on the site, so if you're a Jew, Muslim or non-denominational Christian, you're buggered

What about an agnostic excorcism??? I think the only thing i need excorcised is my newly developed concious.... it sucks feeling bad about stuff

Personally I'd prefer to keep my bumps in the night and will even have your hamster, if it means I don't have to go through a Hindu Exorcism!

quote:The typical Hindu exorcism practices consist of rituals where there is blowing cow-dung smoke, pressing rock salt between the fingers, burning pig excreta, beating or pulling the victim's hair along with reciting prayers or mantras, :quote