posted on Jan, 23 2010 @ 10:59 PM
"The Fourth Kind" was total fiction, and not particularly good
fiction. I mean, I can watch anything
starring the exceedingly
milf Milla Jovovich and pretty much ignore the plot.
But, unfortunately, when Milla walked up to the camera and warned me
, in no uncertain terms, that this was a true
story, I paid more attention to the plot than usual.
Ten minutes into the film, I knew
I'd been had
. The "actual footage" was so lame
and so contrived
and so poorly
, my disappointment nearly overwhelmed my milf fantasies.
But only nearly
... Milla is still sexing me in my dreams, thank God.
I would rank "The Fourth Kind" as a second-rate "Mothman Prophecies," except that Mothman
based on some actual events and
— Doc Velocity