Terror strikes in Cat Town!

The residents of Cat Town were delt another shocking blow from the terrorist group, "Two Leggers" last night.

According to police, Cat Chum was home with his family after a hard days work, looking forward to his weekend boating trip with his loving wife and children when at about 9:45 pm, the family was utterly shocked as their door was kicked in by a large two legged terrorist monster!

The terrorist monster then grabbed Mr. Chum and went out the door with him where, Another Two-legged Terrorist, waited holding, "An Other Cat" from, The Other Side of Town.

Tying the two cats tails together, the two legged terrorist monsters then threw both cats over their cloths-line! Kitty, Cats' wife and their two kittens looked on in horror as An Other Cat, from, The Other Side of Town, slashed and tore wildly at Cat Chum until Mr Chum died of his injuries.

An Other Cat is now in custody with a $500,000 bond, and awaiting trial on charges for the murder of Cat Chum, and treason for helping the two legged terrorists.

Ti Ger, Cat Town chief of police had this to say: So long as cats do not team up against the two legged terrorist monsters that tie their tails together, instead of fighting one another, the terror strikes and deaths will continue.

Reporting live from Cat Town, No consequencE..

Thank you.


[edit on 21-1-2010 by noconsequence]