posted on Jan, 21 2010 @ 12:16 PM
i like puns and so should you
list your favorite puns here
even if you made them up
here are some good ones
. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
3. The dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
4. Let’s talk about rights and lefts. You’re right, so I left.
5. When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase ‘fire at will’.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
9. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
10. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.