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If I was an alien, what would you ask me.

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posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 06:15 PM
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And ofcourse i would ask:
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Would you accept money for sex?
Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?




posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 06:17 PM
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I would ask the following questions...

1. What was it about our females that you found so attractive?
("...the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair..." Gen 6:2)


2. Is it true that you turn human males into homosexuals so that you can have more women for yourself?
3. Or is it just another way of reducing or corrupting our population?


4. Has the whole rebellion/seduction thing been really worth it...
...now that we know you were just lying?
("...the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:" Gen 3:4)


5. Couldn't you have found a better way to 'self-actualization' than to deceive humans?


6. Deceiving humans must have been fun at first...
...but didn't it become a bit boring after a few Millennium?


7. Is your motto really, "The alien/demon who dies with the most souls wins"?


8. This 'Demons in Aliens clothing' thing...do you really think it will work?
(I am already onto you, must be others who have worked it out too)


9. Are you looking forward to your 1000 year vacation?


10. You have seen so many humans die, has this psychologically prepared you for your own demise?




posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 06:21 PM
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Sorry but i would ask him again:
Can you put your hand and try to find something in my pocket?




[edit on 19-1-2010 by Gloster]



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 09:01 PM
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1. Do you have a girlfriend?

2. What do you think about Micheal Jackson?

3. Favorite foods?



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 09:02 PM
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Originally posted by Gloster
And ofcourse i would ask:
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Would you accept money for sex?
Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?



Hahaha!!! i would ask the same questions too
that be cool.



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 10:02 PM
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The most obvious questions I would ask is:


  1. What are the Kernels 11 secret herbs and spices?
  2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
  3. Were the Proclaimers exaggerating when they said they'd walk 1000 miles?
  4. Can you do the funky chicken?
  5. If your name was Robert Van Winkle would you change it to Vanilla Ice?
  6. Why don't supermarkets stock Condoleezza Rice?


IRM


[edit on 19/1/10 by InfaRedMan]



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 10:12 PM
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I would ask "Have you room for one more on your ship?"



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 10:18 PM
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What is your unhealthy fascination with the rectum?
How many rectums do you really need to probe/core?
After a while, isn't it just for the fun of it?
Would you please get the f- out of here and take Simon Cowell back with you?



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 10:47 PM
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1.what physical substances does your species place high value on?
no spiritual crap answer.cotton candy,uranium,kittens?

2.are you herbivore,carnivore,omnivore.I noticed your eyes are set forward as a predators would be.i warn you i taste horrible,i mean bad!

3.why do you call your home star by the same name we do?is this a coincidence or did you pass along the info to our science guys of the past.are you humoring us?what is it's real name?



posted on Jan, 19 2010 @ 10:57 PM
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How did your race (if it has) heal the conflict between it's own races?

Can we use that knowledge to heal our own neurotic behaviour?

Got any more room on your craft? I'm keen to see what's out there!


ps is this for a phycology paper Dr?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 03:56 AM
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Do you shoot your poo into space.Or stick it in packets.?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 04:01 AM
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Is it possible for human beings to live in harmony and peace to advance our conciousness? If so have you ever seen any planet with humans doing such things?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 04:14 AM
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My questions would be...

1. Do beings on your planet partake in using consciousness altering substances?

2. Do beings on your planet domesticate animals for manual labor? Also, are some animals companion pets?

3. Do you dream at night?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 04:29 AM
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Have ya got a fag.
2nd..



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 04:48 AM
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Do you help Santa?
Is your name ZooZoo?
Can you make a Water Drop Sound With Your Mouth?
How long can you hold yor breath?

very important question to make:
If i put a finger in your eye can you tell me if it hurts?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 05:10 AM
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Why do you stand by idly and watch innocent human beings die at the hands of the corporations?

Why do you allow the elites to destroy a beautiful planet, through wars and combustible/carbon fuel exploration?

Why have you not allowed a single human being to take a decent clear picture of your craft.

If you come in peace why the hell do you psychologically mess with the consciousness of an abductee?

Do you believe in God?



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 06:19 AM
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HMmm, My questions , 3 you say?

Number 1: can you take me with you providing I'm not used for food or medical research

Number 2: can you take me with you providing I'm not going to be slave labour

Number 3: can you take me with you?.



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 06:49 AM
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1. you say zeta reticuli but are you originally from our 7th planet?
2. why are you obsessed with probing posteriors?
3. how many genders are there with your kind?


[edit on 20-1-2010 by reject]



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 07:38 AM
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In order to demonstrate your honorable intentions:

1. Will you fellate me?
2. Answer the fellatio question.
3. Answer the fellatio question, dammit!



— Doc Velocity







[edit on 1/20/2010 by Doc Velocity]



posted on Jan, 20 2010 @ 07:51 AM
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Originally posted by SmokeJaguar67
reply to post by DrJay1975
 


1: What are your intentions regarding humanity?

2: Will you help us in reference to our war loving, power crazed leaders or at least show us how we might discard them permanently?

3: Why should we trust you, considering you have watched us slaughter each other and ravage our world for so long and yet you have done nothing?

Regards
I had something to say ,but this already says it for me..
It would be nice if it were this easy

[edit on 20-1-2010 by Lil Drummerboy]




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