If I was an alien, what would you ask me.

Originally posted by Dukarth
1. You are much more intelligent than me, so what two other questions i should ask you, questions that matter?

2. The answer of question no. 1

3. Same.

[edit on 19/1/10 by Dukarth]

I would perhaps ask why I'm unable to think of 2 other question on my own without alien assistance. Geez.

Originally posted by bkaust
Are you a folder, or a scruncher?

Scruncher, let potential issues to the surrounding area.

Originally posted by Beamish
Have you found what you are looking for?

How long did it take?

Where you pleased with the outcome?

I still haven't found what I'm looking for.... That Bono always goes renegade.

Not yet.

and to sunny day- Umm look behind your couch. BOO! Gotcha. There has been a sattelite dish emplanted in your recum as we speak.

reply to post by DrJay1975


1/ Are you here for peaceful or hostile intent ?

2/ Were you or another alien breed responsible for seeding our planet ?

3/ Are the government aware of your activity and/or the activity of other alien breeds ... and if so ... how long have they been aware ?

Woody

1) Why are you here?
2) Have you encountered other species on other planets?
3) Can you show me some cool technology?

Or maybe 4) Have you been hanging around the rings of saturn?

[edit on 19-1-2010 by Emiai]

Originally posted by bkaust
Are you a folder, or a scruncher?

Good one.
Another one to ask,
...are you an innie or an outie?

Simple really WTH are you here?
We damn well know its not for the intellect or conversation!

Originally posted by woodwytch
reply to post by DrJay1975

 

1/ Are you here for peaceful or hostile intent ?

2/ Were you or another alien breed responsible for seeding our planet ?

3/ Are the government aware of your activity and/or the activity of other alien breeds ... and if so ... how long have they been aware ?

Woody

God I hope everyone knows this is a goof... Some folks take it very seriously.

Define hostile? Is it hostile for you to crush an ant? They are your technological equivilant compared to us.

Another was responsible, good someone understands our extraordinary evoloutionary jumps are not natural.

Ask Astronaut Mitchell. He explained that the major worlds governments have been in contact with Alien intelligences for 60 years.

Originally posted by Emiai
1) Why are you here?
2) Have you encountered other species on other planets?
3) Can you show me some cool technology?

Or maybe 4) Have you been hanging around the rings of saturn?

[edit on 19-1-2010 by Emiai]

Because I am nowhere else at the moment. Duh!

Yes the universe teems with life, as does your own solar system....

Yes, we've invented a video game system called coleco vision. try it!

No but Bob is passed out over there. Too much Reticulan spore brandy.

Originally posted by Alxandro

Originally posted by bkaust
Are you a folder, or a scruncher?

Good one.
Another one to ask,
...are you an innie or an outie?

We have evolved passed the point of bellybuttons.

Originally posted by Doc Holiday
Simple really WTH are you here?
We damn well know its not for the intellect or conversation!

Please. Several of these people have counted to potato for me.

1, Can I come with you?

2, Can I bring a lot of digital photography kit?

3, Can I come back in my lifetime to great fame as the first documentary film-maker of an ET civilization, please?

Adventure and mystery followed by fame, fortune and loose women

Originally posted by Kandinsky
1, Can I come with you?

2, Can I bring a lot of digital photography kit?

3, Can I come back in my lifetime to great fame as the first documentary film-maker of an ET civilization, please?

Adventure and mystery followed by fame, fortune and loose women

Depends on our timing, can I get some of this substance you call Viagra?

Sure, you can. We'll confiscate it shortly after your onboard but you can bring it. All electronic devices must be switched off prior to engaging the warp drive. They interfere with our navigation systems. But your bags fly free!

Yes you can. We'll put you into aspecial fluid filled chamber and keep you in suspended animation until our return. You will be famous. Your money won't be worth much of anything when you get back to your noncapitalist homeland which will be completely socialized upon your return. But we have loose women here. 2 vaginas, problem is their period last for thirty days in each, and they dont run concurrently. They are always pissed.

But hey welcome!

reply to post by DrJay1975


Sorry to not elaborate a bit more, and if its was taken in the wrong way again sorry.....

It would be my question for an alien....I was being serious.

I would want to know why said being was here, are you just browsing the menu...am I on it?

Point of my question WTH are you here?

If it got past that I would be more apt to ask more informative well thought out quetions.

Sorry if you thought I was relating the statement towards you, and I should have elaborated a bit more to save any confusion.

Ah, what the heck I'm bored so I'll play.

Three questions:

Via private message, I would like be informed in great detail of a very profitable invention that hasn't been thought of yet.

Via private message, Whats the next unique start-up business that will bring in millions but costs very minimal to start up?

What century will it be when mans brain evolves enough to see through the delusion of the worlds religions and live peacefully?

Where did i leave my keys?,
I feel that I left them downstairs but i cant find them.

Is God an Alien?

How many humans have truly awakened?

My back door is open if you want a cuppa and some cake

Originally posted by DrJay1975

Originally posted by woodwytch
reply to post by DrJay1975

 

1/ Are you here for peaceful or hostile intent ?

2/ Were you or another alien breed responsible for seeding our planet ?

3/ Are the government aware of your activity and/or the activity of other alien breeds ... and if so ... how long have they been aware ?

Woody

God I hope everyone knows this is a goof... Some folks take it very seriously.

Define hostile? Is it hostile for you to crush an ant? They are your technological equivilant compared to us.

Another was responsible, good someone understands our extraordinary evoloutionary jumps are not natural.

Ask Astronaut Mitchell. He explained that the major worlds governments have been in contact with Alien intelligences for 60 years.

>>> You, DrJay are a clever, clever man ... I love the psychology !

Dozens before you have started threads claiming to actually be an alien ... dozens before you have been blown out of the water.

You come along and ask 'what if I were an alien' ... and people are partaking of the lightheartedness without a care.

By the by ... thank-you for answering my questions ... you just reminded me not to come back as an ant next time.

Woody

Originally posted by DrJay1975
Let's engage our suspension of disbelief for a moment. You've just me an alien, me. You are the 1st human to have this opportunity. I offer you 3 questions that I will answer without attempting didhonesty. What do you see and what are your questuions. I'll trry to answer at my earliest convenience. Assume I've told you I come from the Zeta Reticuli system.

I would ask; "how old is your civilzation?" Why are you here? and " please explain your technoloy. (give it to me slow, I will be taking notes)"