It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

Website Allows For Bizarre Hospital Injuries Search

page: 1
3

log in

join
share:

posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 04:51 PM
link   

Database: Injuries reported by emergency rooms The Consumer Product Safety Commission's National Electronic Injury Surveillance System (NEISS) is a sample of 100 hospital emergency rooms in the United States and its territories. Patient information is collected from NEISS hospitals for every emergency visit involving an injury associated with consumer products. Make no mistake: Many injuries found here are the result of accidents or carelessness and not the fault of the product itself. More than 374,000 injuries were reported in 2008, the latest available year for NEISS data. Type a keyword (such as "ladder" or "toy" or "eye" or "shot") into the empty text box and click on Search. You can also search by sex, age and treatment date. Use Advanced Search to select a date range. Children under age 2 are shown by age in months and have a "2" prefix: 223 = 23 months




Site Here.

Ever wondered how many people have been injured by hot spaghetti?


12/24/2008 16 Male White POURING HOT SPAGHETTI SAUCE INTO A CONTAINER AND SPILLED SOME ON ARMS. DX 2ND DE More ... View 12/11/2008 2 Female White CHEST BURNS-PULLED A POT OF HOT WATER & SPAGHETTI ONTO SELF-@ HOME-TRAN SFERRED More ... View 12/8/2008 14 Male White PT HIT IN EYE W/UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI NOODLE FROM AIR GUN X2 DAYS, NOW W/R EDNESS T More ... View 11/16/2008 42 Male White 42Y/O,M,CUT HAND ON TIN CAN THAT HELD SPAGHETTI SAUCE, LAC. L HAND View 11/3/2008 52 Female Not stated DROPPED A JAR OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE OF HER FOOT CONTUSION LEFT SECOND TOE View 11/1/2008 26 Female Not stated REPORTS A PIECE OF SPAGHETTI PASTA GOT STUCK UNDER FINGER NAIL WHILE WA S CLEANI More ... View 10/26/2008 26 Male Not stated SPILLED HOT SPAGHETTI WATER ON GROIN WHILE COOKING AND BURNED PENIS View 10/11/2008 12 Male Not stated PT CARRYING A PLATE OF HOT SPAGHETTI AND SAUCE THAT HE SPILLED ONTO HIS L WRIST. More ... View 9/16/2008 217 Male White PATIENT PULLED BOWL OF SPAGHETTI WITH HOT TOMATO SAUCE ON HIMSELF AND S ISTER; 2 More ... View 8/29/2008 43 Male White 1 AND 2 DEG BURNS TO LEFT FACE, LEFT CHEST AND LEFT FOREAR. PT WAS POUR ING BOIL More ... View 8/24/2008 14 Female White PT DROPPED A GLASS SPAGHETTI JAR AT HOME AND SUSTAINED A FOOT LACERATIO N View 7/


How about injuries due to the Devil?


10/21/2008 20 Male Black PT WITH LAC TO HAND, PUNCHED THROUGH WINDOW DURING EXORCISM BECAUSE HE STATES HE More ... View 7/16/2008 87 Female Black PT C/O THE DEVIL THREW HER OFF THE TOILET AND CHOKED HER. DX; NECK ABRA SIONS


[No personal patient information is given!]

Thought this was an interesting site for research or if you're just bored.




posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 04:55 PM
link   
How about injury by squirrel?

0/30/2008 74 Male White FINGER LAC-KNIFE SLIPPED WHILE SKINNING A SQUIRREL-@ HOME View 10/8/2008 45 Male White WAS SITTING AT TABLE OUTSIDE, BITTEN BY SQUIRREL, DX; SQUIRREL BITE RLE View 9/30/2008 82 Male White SQUIRREL IN A CAGE BIT HIM. DX- R 4TH FINGER LACERATION # View 8/25/2008 4 Male White PT PLAYING IN YARD, TRIED TO THROW A HAT AT SQUIRREL AND IT ATTACKED HI M, NOW W More ... View 8/4/2008 58 Female Black PT DX ABRASION TO LT INDEX FINGER - S/P BIBEMS AFTER BEING BITTEN BY A SQUIRREL More ... View 7/25/2008 60 Female White PATIENT HAD HER DOGS LEASH WRAPPED AROUND HER LT WRIST, WAS IN AN ELEC- TRIC WHE More ... View 4/27/2008 20 Male Other 20 YOM WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH, OPENED UP THE DUMSTER AND A SQUIRREL J UMPED OU More ...


What about broom handles?

ACCIDENTALLY HIT ONTO THE CHEEKS WITH A FALLEN RAKE VERSUS BROOM HANDLE >> LAC View 9/6/2008 13 Female Not stated PT SUSTAINED A LAC TO HER L INDEX FINGER WHEN SHE WAS PLAYING W/ A BROK EN BROOM More ... View 8/23/2008 5 Male Not stated PT WAS "SWORD FIGHTING" WITH COUSIN USING BROOM HANDLES AS SWORDS AND S SUSTAINE More ... View 8/20/2008 8 Male Black PT CUT PALM ON BROKEN METAL BROOM HANDLE; PALM LACERATION View 8/19/2008 14 Male White LAC TO L HAND, BROOM HANDLE BROKE DX; L 3RD FINGER LAC View 8/7/2008 4 Male Not stated PT WAS ACCIDENTALLY HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BROOM HANDLE. STRUCK PT IN N OSE. HAS More ... View 7/26/2008 26 Male White





posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 06:04 PM
link   
brillant! only one person injured by a ping pong ball? thought it would be more lol
two people injured by cannonball... the swimming variety though which is less exciting.i could spend hours on here. 116 people injured by milk, wonderfull! thank you for an awesome read


[edit on 18/1/2010 by sileighty]

[edit on 18/1/2010 by sileighty]



posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 06:09 PM
link   
Hmmm... I did a search and it can't be that no one had shoved a sunflower seed up her nose like my daughter did.
( She was 2 yrs old at the time.)

[edit on 18-1-2010 by virraszto]



posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 06:12 PM
link   
this one made me giggle:
9/29/2008 28 Male Black PT SLIPPED ON HAIRPIECE AND TWISTED ANKLE. DX ANKLE SPRAIN

i shouldnt laugh at all the misfortune but....



posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 06:32 PM
link   
Okay, I could be addicted to this site.


I knew I would get some good ones with this- Wife


ASKED WIFE TO THROW SCISSORS TO WRAP A BOX AT HOME, LANDED ON HIS LEG DX-PUNCTURE WOUND THIGH



PT ANGRY AT WIFE SO HE PUNCHED AN AQUARIUM SUSTAINED A LACERATION TO LO WER ARM



FELL DOWN STAIRS TRYING TO KEEP WIFE FROM FALLING DOWN STAIRS



PT WAS AT COUNTRY CLUB W/WIFE, HAD COUPLE OF DRINKS AND FELL, HIT A TAB LE W/HIS HEAD,



posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 06:36 PM
link   
I watched a program a few years ago going through a list of emm sexual in nature injuries or should i say "problems" that make it to hospital along with the terrible excuses. Bound to be a few on that website.


[edit on 18-1-2010 by Solomons]



new topics

top topics



 
3

log in

join