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Originally posted by Gazrok
The real answers? (personal thoughts)
6. Earthquake - bathtub, with a mattress over you..
5. Lightning - under a tree (yes, I know, people will tell you they attract lightning, but you know what? I can dodge a tree branch a HELL of a lot better than a lightning bolt. Better would be of course, indoors!
1. Drink Cactus - as mentioned, some are better than others. try the idea above, or look for flying insects, and follow them to water....or you can dig up a cactus, and hope there is some at the roots....
Originally posted by pumpkingrapefruit
wait, who tried to punch a shark in the first place??