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The Prank Wherehouse

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posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 03:04 AM
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I wanted to dedicate a thread to Prank's and Practical Jokes, in it you can include anything you've seen, anything you've imagined, ... and anything you wouldn't dare to attempt in real life.


I'm going to include 3 of my favorite's.


1. Bad Dog ; Simply buy the most realistic fake dog you possibly can, put a leash on it and tie the other end of it to your Marks car, .... squirt on some fake blood and tuck it underneath so he doesn't see it. Now sit back and imagine all the chao's it will cause as he's driving around dragging a bloody dog carcass behind his car !!


2. Dial 911 For Emergency ; buy a digital recorder or an inexpensive tape recorder, and record yourself banging on the refridgerator door as hard as you can, while you scream things such as " help, get me out of here I can't breathe. Now you put this in your Marks trunk using the spare key you stole weeks ago, .... and press play. Now you can watch as a crowd forms and your friends car is ultimately destroyed by the jaws of life.


3. Skydiving Shenanigans : Invite all of your friend's out to your local skydiving experience company for your birthday , .... its better if you set this up to appear as a surprise for you. As you pass over them in the airplane instead of jumping out throw out a lifelike mannequin or dummy dressed as you were. Need I say more ???




posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 05:21 AM
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Can you smell that?

Take whatever roadkill or fish you can find, and hide it in the spare tire well of your friends car. (this should be preformed in the summer, but winter is fine if you want a long alibi) Well, as the carcass decays, the aroma of the departed animal will permeate the car.

Shopping for others.

In order to do this properly, you should go the the supermarket and shop for what you actually need. While you are walking past the aisles pick up nifty stuff you probably wouldn't want to be purchasing. Tampons, creams and ointments for embarrassing personal problems, I recommend KY, Preparation H, Cystex, other feminine hygiene products, condoms, etc. Place these in full shopping carts on your way by, the hilarity ensues when people head to the checkout.

The party is where?

Call up escorts and send them to your involved friends houses when you know the lady is at home. (this one is the most evil) Tell the escort on the phone that you and your lady are interested in a three way. Then give your friends name and friends address. Be there with a video camera to record the argument if you can.



posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 05:39 AM
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LoL, the escort one is priceless.


I've always wanted to blind fold one of my friends for a bachelor party before a male stripper comes out and grinds him vigorously. I even got the song for it...

www.youtube.com...

I think I've put waaaay too much thought into this one.



posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 06:06 AM
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A note on the escort one, 2 things makes this funny, 1 if your friend has a way too jealous girlfriend, and 2 if he is completely whipped by her. If you really want to go all the way with this, pay the escort ahead of time and let her in on the joke.



posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 12:52 PM
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This is an old one but a good one!

When you know your mate has had waaayy too much to drink and you can get to his toilet (of course this works best with blokes)... Take a roll of cling film in, lift the toilet seat and place the cling film across the bowl - make it smooth, no wrinkles and tidy around the edge. Maybe leave the seat up or down depending on the situation...

Now you remove the light bulb! - Maybe even replace it with a burnt out one.. Make your reasons and go home!

Your mate is at some point in the night going to have to relieve that bladder! - Most likely he will either still be a little drunk or hungover, either way with out much light the cling film is almost invisible and man is it hard to stop mid flow and try to figure out what just happened!



posted on Jan, 18 2010 @ 05:31 AM
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Ah yes, the old plastic wrap over the toilet, ... a classic.


Once when a friend fell asleep on my couch, we poured warm water on his pants, .... I mean so much that it wet the cushion below him. Then we waited for him to wake up.

It was hilarious watching him freak out and tell us " Ive never done this before" ..... we let it go on all night, and eventually his mom dropped off some new pants for him.



posted on Feb, 10 2010 @ 05:53 PM
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Lately I've been having fun when telemarketers or bill collector's who call my house.

here's how my last conversation went.

TM: Hi is Michael available ?

Me: No he's not, can I take a message ?

TM: Is there a spouse available I can talk to ?

Me: Yeah, actualy I'm his spouse, were married.

TM: uuhhh, your his spouse ?

Me: Yeah, he's my husband, we like, have sex all the time.

TM: Oh I'm sorry sir, were not allowed to talk to same sex partners.

Me: But we are married technicaly, you wouldn't be trying to discriminate against us would you ?

TM: No sir, its just company policy.

Me: Is your company homophobic son ??

TM: uuhh, no sir, not at all.

Me: Have you ever riden a bike without a seat on it ??

TM: WHAT ?

Me: Click"



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