Finding someting positive to say about your least favorite world leaders.

Sarah Palin--what a little minx. I would not be surprised if, upon opening her closet door, a set of whips and handcuffs came tumbling out. I appreciate that in a woman.

Robert Mugabe has very distinctive taste in eyewear.

Pope Benedict XVI looks almost dashing when he wears his red divinity getup.

Ali Khamenei has aged quite well and, when he's in a happy mood (after a good beheading…or ten), puts me in mind of Santa Claus.

Dov Lior usually looks rather spiffy in his black fedoras.

Whew, I am exhausted!

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Guilty as charged. I was afraid I'd get pounced on cause she's not really a "world leader". Good post. Not a lot of positivity here. Good to see.

Well Obama reads his teleprompter better than some/most newscasters. So maybe he could be a teacher at one of those broadcasting schools, once this presidency thing doesn't work out.

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Tony Blair:


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Err.. no sorry can't think of anything.

George W. Bush

I loved how his daily antics provided fodder for late night hosts for quite sometime.

I think Jacobim Mugatu has very interesting hair.

I like former president Bush because he looks totally competent next to our prime minister Balkenende:

George Bush is good at dodge ball (or dodge shoe).

If Venezuela ever ran low on crude oil, President Hugo Chavez could open the oil reserves pooling on his forehead, right? That's positive, right?

— Doc Velocity

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Hey man, I really like Chavez!

He's one of the last leaders of this world to give the people a meaningful voice and vote! Let's not forget he is helping the poor and making a point with sticking it to the man.

Totally forgot about Chaves because i'm not in Venezuela.

I absolutely love this guy!

Those are all good and positive points about Chavez, he's just a swell all-around guy. But he also has these massive oil reserves that pool on his face when he steps up to the podium...

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...so, like, you could run a pipeline to his face and supply the USA's energy needs to the year 2072.

Which is another positive thing, right? Yeah! Go Chavez!

— Doc Velocity

Hugo Chavez is a funny guy! He gave a speech saying Venezuelans sp? need to lose weight. Except women. Women don't get fat. They just fill out.

Hey, that's pretty funny what he did a few days ago, too. He devalued the bolivar by 50% and then any shopkeeper who raised prices to compensate had their businesses confiscated by the government. That's pretty funny.

Columbian president, Avaro Uribe, is a comedian, too. When Chavez said a U.S. aircraft violated Venezuela's airspace, Uribe said it was probably just Santa Claus.

ta ta ta dum! Enjoy, folks! This comedic duo has just signed on for an extended performance tour!

Hey, you know what would be more funny comedy?

More funny comedy would be Hugo Chavez and Rorschach sharing the same prison cell for one night.

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Now, that would be funny comedy.

— Doc Velocity

Originally posted by Doc Velocity
Those are all good and positive points about Chavez, he's just a swell all-around guy. But he also has these massive oil reserves that pool on his face when he steps up to the podium...

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...so, like, you could run a pipeline to his face and supply the USA's energy needs to the year 2072.

Which is another positive thing, right? Yeah! Go Chavez!

— Doc Velocity

Personally, I just really like his Mickey Mouse ears!!!

Obama has amazing teleprompter reading skills.

George Bush, at least he didn't choke to death on that pretzel.

Thanks for making this thread!

Ok... Positive things about leaders...

Obama... He hasn't tried to entertain us with his saxaphone yet!

Sarah Palin... Was almost the first VPILF! (think milf)

George Bush... Could fly an airplane which is neat

Janet Reno... Reminded me of Frankenstein (my favorite monster!)

Bill Clinton... Taught me that no matter how old you are, you can still score with interns!

Our Current Pope... Looks like the evil emperor from Star Wars (one of my favorite movies)

I like Obama. He seems to be healthy and I think he would make an excellent organ donor.

I'm baaaack,

Jimmy Carter, habitat for humanity,

When Sol Trahilo(?), C.E.O. of Telstra (and a Mexican national I believe) got sacked after pocketing millions and doing nothing for the company, Mr Rudd was asked if he would have anything to say to Sol. His response? "I would say.... ADIOS!"

The delivery and timing was gold but Ruddy was of course called a racist for that comment.

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And Hillary must be very forgiving.