Jeez Louise - and in the 2012 section too!,
Okay my fellow Briton, let's analyses what occurs in this advert
Cut to Stewie Griffon's swinger party music. A sun bathing blind nymph peers to the camera and says:
"People think life in California is one big vacation. But it's really a lot of work"
"We have board meetings"
(x3) recalled to us by the epitome of National Socialist Germany - circa 1940, 'cept the last guy - he's PC, people
on skateboards, snowboards and surfboards.
Some cyclist reminds us, with an angry smile, that "We're always playing catch up"
as he burns his last reserves and wishes how he hadn't
posted under the alias cyclotouriste on The Thorn Tree.
"We're really just a bunch of pencil pushers"
Said by a guy who's falsifying his golf scorecard (and possible a nod to Predator).
"We work with some real characters"
said by an animatronic witch at Disneyland with all the well known toons strolling about.
Mr + Misses Tubbs call back to the camera that "We're always working weekends"
as they heave their enormous bodies into Universal Studios to
munch on some massive turkey drumsticks.
Some stoners agree on the sentiment that "We burn the midnight oil"
whilst sat like a troupe of hippies around a beach camp fire.
"Hey, it's a dirty job"
told by some lass getting a colonic by-product rub.
El Wino de Maximus says "But someone's got to do it"
Rob Lowe, seemingly pondering his favourite adult film turns to the camera and then hits out with "So if California seems like your kind of
Some old gin chugging bint then says "We've got one question"
Cue Arnie: "When can you start?"
Feel free to watch it here:
It may be a baffling advert to you but to everyone else it's blatantly obvious it's a job/sales pitch advert for, about to be bankrupt,
Cally-forn-ya, here's it comes yeah! (dee doodle doo dee doo, dee doodle doo dee doo - Next week on the OC).
EDIT: I see you posted below; you just trollin'?
[edit on 12/1/2010 by m0r1arty]