posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 10:50 PM
My latest band effort will be playing out in a few days.
I love playing in front of people. I also love making people laugh.
Sometimes I combine these two and try for the wildly inappropriate onstage.
What sorts of things would be really entertaining when seeing a band at some local dump?
I keep asking for a flamethrower but there's always some excuse why we can't have one.
Sometimes you just have to make up for lack of talent with spectacle
We've gone as far as our meager musical abilities will carry us with the musical portion of the show. What else would amuse you?
Juggling is out. (I can't walk and breathe at the same time)
Juggling chainsaws is only Standard Operating Procedure at work.
We don't look good in spandex.
I wanted to call us Male Pattern Baldness but got out-voted.
The only Bowflex Bodies we have belong to our wives.
Pie Fights are usually a no-fail.
Live Sex Shows are a great idea but we can't find many willing participants.
My dog is extremely cute but can't play anything.
So I'm relying on the intelligent, creative, and forthright folks here on BTS for some ideas....