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American Soldiers Torturing Hello Kitty dolls and telling Bunnys there is no Santa Clause!

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posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:22 AM
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Yes this is point blank sarcasm for all of you D-Bags who fall over backwards to relentlessly attack America, and American Soldiers. And if anyone can come up with anything else please add it to this thread to show how asinine this propaganda has become...

UPDATE: American soldiers seen eating bananas and convincing children that the peel is the best part!

UPDATE: American soldiers seen telling children that a shiny new penny is bigger than that dull old dime!

UPDATE: American soldiers wandering the countryside before Christmas to tell foreign children Santa Clause doesn't really exist!

UPDATE: American soldiers seen trying to get foreign children to smoke!

UPDATE: American soldiers killed Bambi!

UPDATE: American soldiers will kill your parents if you don't go to bed when you're told.

UPDATE: If you don't eat all of your peas American soldiers are going to kidnap you while you sleep.

UPDATE: If you stare into the mirror in the bathroom with all of the lights out, and a candle lit, and recite ten times... "I don't believe in American soldiers" then one of them will appear and kill all of your friends!

Please Please continue, because I am seriously sick of this stupid @#$ crap!


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posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:35 AM
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NICE! S&F!



Like I said in that other forum, there are a few select sickos. But This propaganda is getting ridiculous.

Thank you soldiers for all you do.

Like I said no one wants to hear from a real life american soldier that actually had experience over there. All they wanna believe is the news and articles written. THE LIES.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:36 AM
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UPDATE: I saw an American soldier in a restaurant and when he thought no one was looking he unscrewed the top off the salt shaker and then set it back down, and the next guy who used it poured salt all over his food!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:38 AM
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Right on my brother! I'm gonna have to friend you for that.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:38 AM
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I LOL'd

People should realize what a war is. It's because of people breathing down the backs of our soldiers that they can't effectively engage the real enemy on any field of combat.

Someone forward spotting on a ridge in front of your convoy? SORRY CAN'T KILL THEM THEY'RE UNARMED.

Stupid.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:39 AM
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Well you've proven it, America can do no wrong!

Damn dude, theres already a couple other threads about anti-Americanism and such, couldnt have posted on there, or need stars?

Theres some peoples who would believe anything negative said about America, and conversely some people *ahem* who would refuse to believe it if they saw it... this your idea of patriotism? Deny at all costs?

America has all the same greatness and faults as EVERY other nation, in your own unique way, Americans just have a harder time being critiqued, I think.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:39 AM
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UPDATE: American soldier did not lift up the toilet seat!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:40 AM
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reply to post by factbeforefiction
 


I added you. Consider me sister? I am a female =P



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:44 AM
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UPDATE: An American soldier on leave is reported to have taken some handicapped children to the movies, but on the way back he rolled up all the widows and then farted in the car, with the heat on!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:46 AM
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Haha this is just great!

Gonna pee myself!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:54 AM
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UPDATE: American soldier disguises his voice and has ten pizzas delivered to the house of Sheik Yur Boody!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:57 AM
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UPDATE: American soldier seen telling foreign children that it's O.K. to play ball in the house and run while you're holding scissors!


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posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:57 AM
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UPDATE: The great Americans feelings have been hurt...please refrain from talking about them. The rest of the world knows America is full of douchebags..
but don't let them know what we know and let them think they are superior
in every way.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:00 AM
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Because of your 'Negative Nellie' post, American Soldiers are now going to have sex with your sister... every single one of them!!!



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:01 AM
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And your sister is next...



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:03 AM
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Update! Citizen of Another Country points out that Americans do not own the world, are NOT the best country in the world and are generally hated for the arrogance and moral-superiority they taut to the rest of the world.

American says we are just jealous.

Citizen of Another Country laughs so hard his sides split.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:07 AM
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Originally posted by Kryties
Update! Citizen of Another Country points out that Americans do not own the world, are NOT the best country in the world and are generally hated for the arrogance and moral-superiority they taut to the rest of the world.

American says we are just jealous.

Citizen of Another Country laughs so hard his sides split.


Where are you from, seriously?



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:14 AM
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reply to post by factbeforefiction
 


A quick look under my avatar at the upside-down letters will tell you all you need to know.



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 02:25 AM
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reply to post by Kryties
 


OK - Got it. Australia. Nothing wrong with that, we all like you here. If you don't like us it's not a problem, we still like you guys and we're actually very proud of the way that you led the revolt on the Copenhagen Treaty.



[edit on 11-1-2010 by factbeforefiction]



posted on Jan, 11 2010 @ 01:34 PM
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Update: Some Americans have their head buried in the sand.



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