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reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 03:23 PM by Edrick
reply to post by Point of No Return



The answer broadcast system is the method by which questions are researched, answered, and broadcast back to you for the sake of your curiosity.

(Me, Keyboard, Curiosity, Etc)

Think of it as an experiment in alternative perspective communications.

Or an Electronic "Magic 8 Ball" with a pulse, and better than "Reply Hazy" type answers...

-Edrick

[edit on 10-1-2010 by Edrick]



reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 03:46 PM by redoubt
reply to post by Edrick



Dear ABS,

My daughter has a boyfriend who likes to prop his feet on the furnuture when he visits. My wife wants me to break out the skill saw and cut his feet off. I think that merely busting a few toes would suffice?

Your thoughts?

Sincerely,

Skill Saw Paw


reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:00 PM by Edrick
Originally posted by Grey Magic
are there cases where whistleblowers didn't get a life of hell after it but got rewarded for their honesty, loyalty to the company and integrity?


The chance of a whistleblower being "Rewarded" for their actions is determined by how sucessful their "Whistleblowing" is.

Consider General Smedley Butler:

en.wikipedia.org...

Smedley was approached by the Bankers to overthrow Franklin D. Rosevelt's presidency.

He was promised 500,000 troops to accomplish the feat, ad he went along with the plan, until he had enough information.

He informed Congress of this attempted Coup de tat, which effectively neutralized the plan.

He later retired, traveled the country, and died of gastrointestinal problems at the age of 58.

So, it DOES happen.

-Edrick


reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:03 PM by Edrick
reply to post by redoubt



The simplest answer to your problem, is to tell the boy, point blank, that putting his feet on the couch is something that you do not approve of (Use your own words, of course)

A simple, direct, "Don't Put your feet on the couch" said while looking into his eyes can work wonders.

IT is your house, you make the rules.

-Edrick


reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:05 PM by Edrick
reply to post by InertiaZero



No, the voices will never stop.

The voices are actually your own diverse thought processes occurring in your own head.

They "Pretend" to be a different perspective, because they are things that you will not consciously acknowledge for yourself, so your subconscious brings the point up more drastically.

Dreams operate in much the same mechanism.

And... They demand Chicken... because You like Chicken.


-Edrick


reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:09 PM by Edrick
reply to post by Signals



Your cat is establishing its territory in the vicinity of your house.

Domesticated cats still have "Hunter Instincts" that they have an urge to use.

This does not happen to a great extent in most homes, so occasionally a cat will attempt to flee the confines of its dwelling in order to "Sharpen its Claws" on some small birds, mice, whatever.


-Edrick



reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:09 PM by redoubt
Originally posted by Edrick
reply to
post by redoubt



The simplest answer to your problem, is to tell the boy, point blank, that putting his feet on the couch is something that you do not approve of (Use your own words, of course)

A simple, direct, "Don't Put your feet on the couch" said while looking into his eyes can work wonders.

IT is your house, you make the rules.

-Edrick


Thanks Edrick...

**This concludes this test of the 'Answers All Questions' Honesty & Fidelity Bureau, a wholly owned subsidiary of Dear Abby Incorporated, LLC**

(Actually, your answers aren't bad. wtg )

[edit on 10-1-2010 by redoubt]


reply posted on 10-1-2010 @ 04:17 PM by Edrick
reply to post by starshiner



The pyramids are Bragging Rights.


Designed as tombs to hold dead kings.

There are MANY speculations on *WHAT* the pyramids could be used for, but absolutely EVER SINGLE purpose that is hypothesized, could be completed in a MUCH SMALLER SCALE, much quicker, and more efficiently.

The purpose of the Tomb is to say to the world "I AM AWESOME" for centuries into the future.

-Edrick
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