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The Apotheosis of Dr_Strangecraft

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posted on May, 25 2004 @ 03:16 PM
Huzzah! Huzzaah! Let trumpets sound forth their fanfares! Let maidens strew the streets with flowers! Children wave flags and begin a spontaneous parade, while old-timers quietly weep with gratitude that they have been so fortunate as to live long enough to see this great day.

I just expended my 3500 points, and have gained access to the Really Above Top Secret Site!

The clouds of dark ignorance parted . . . A giant mailed fist reached down through the clouds, pausing to gently place a delicate laurel wreath upon my fevered brow. Then, a silken rope ladder unfurled to within inches of my head. Amid the cheer of the crowds, I ascend, rung by rung, to a more beatitudinous existence. As my shimmering golden form disappears into the clouds, the assembled masses applaud quietly.

They return to their peasant's work, but with a quiet, knowing smile upon each face . . .

They realize that they are finally free of having to listen to be bloviate and whine about this trivial crap!

You're all Free! Now please excuse me while I go off and practice the secret handshake while reciting the forbidden word. . .

posted on May, 25 2004 @ 03:19 PM
I have prayed daily to the Sacred Pineapple for this occurance. Just remember, No Refunds.

posted on May, 25 2004 @ 04:06 PM
So, was it all that you expected/hopes for?

posted on May, 26 2004 @ 01:16 AM
oh, RATS has exceeded my expectations! Such depth of insight! such witty eroticisms (and erotic witticisms!) So much to do and read!

Now I know why the election will be lost . . .

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