I am working on a new anti-government joke.

With all of the problems with vaccines lately, a new and improved version of vaccine has been developed.

It aims to prevent the worst virus known to man.

If this vaccine is effective it will rid man of War, Crime, Pollution, and everything else that ails society.

It is a vaccine against government.

What do you think? Any ideas on spicing it up or delivering the punch line better.

All criticism will be accepted, but it might not be appreciated.

What's the difference between a vaccine and a priest? A vaccine only %$#@ you once.

[edit on 10-1-2010 by factbeforefiction]

Q: What is the worst sexually transmitted disease on the planet?

A: Mankind.

You might not appreciate this, but honestly I just didn't think it was funny.

I think it is because vaccine and government just don't really go together very well in the joke.

I don't really know how to help the joke though, to me it doesn't really work well as a joke but it works well as a metaphor to explain whatever it is you are trying to explain.