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[edit on 8-1-2010 by Unleashed68]

You are so right. Absolutely hilarious though. I laughed so hard I cried.

That was thouroughly enjoyable and entertaining reading!

Well done!




"Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him."

(Proverbs 26:4)

That's all I can add!

I thought I would try to be witty and add #11. Star for you for being comically thorough!

Thats all folks! (my cartoon code).

1) Hey guy. Relax. Take a rest. Trust me!
2) Don't be a bastard: don't kill Kenny, kill his argument.
3) Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

I'm glad everyone is catching the humor. Next time you post and someone tries to berate your post as a reply, you will surely laugh rather than be instigated. If everyone was to read this, posting here will be fun whether we are ridiculed or not.

reply to post by Unleashed68

What the hell? You idiot!! Number 8? Learning there is no Santa Claus?? WTF are you trying to sell here? Deny ignorance, damnit!! There IS a Santa Claus and I will berate anybody who says there ain't!!

well, I just made this now ...its serious ... yep I didnt read your post, so I am breaking a requirement rule that I will just present, but, LOL, ...

requeriments to post in this board

- to have an open mind
- to not be a total negative person
- learn to read well before posting
- learn to research before posting
- to not follow any kind of FIXED idea 100% (same as 1st, lol, repetition!!)
- to have watched the movie "The Invention of Lying"


these are my requirements ...

if a person doesnt have an open mind to things, well, you need to get out of here, since: 1 - you could be crazy; 2 - you are being paid to mess up the board

if a person is too much negative, well, this person will never discuss many threads that need some kind of clear balance

if a person doesnt read the thread before posting, well, it can change the subject or make other people misunderstand the facts presented by the OP

if a person doesnt research before posting something, it could be very well a double, triple ... thread, so you would have missed multiple discussions on the same subject, so you wont learn and you may mess up with the board system, and nobody wants to read the same thing twice

well, the movie "The Invention of Lying" its not that good, but it does have some good messages in it ... that you need to at least think about it before posting here

reply to post by Faiol


Well said

SOCK! BIFF! POW! Holy knowledge, Batman! I think this guy may be onto something!

You failed to include in #2; The Penguins of Madagascar.
This leads me to believe one of three things:
1) an irrational dislike of my avatar.
2) King Julien intimidates you with his kinglyness.
3) you don't like penguins, with or without beaks.

Thanks for this thread, very entertaining, and I'll refer to it often.
Thanks for all your threads, I love 'em!

THE SECRET TO LIFE AFTER DEATH

Originally posted by Unleashed68
THE SECRET TO LIFE AFTER DEATH

Recommendation to self: Discress all day if I have to...no bathroom breaks!

So what site did you steal this from? At least give it a link.

IMO BTS stuff..

11) Posters will from time to time post unbelievable and outrageous claims that defy all logic. You'll be required to agree with them however as it is typically wrong to disagree with ever fanatical claim.

12) You'll have people attack you for diagreeing as well. Don't worry because they are always right and it is their duty to make sure you know they are.

-Kyo

Arguing on the internet is like entering the Special Olympics: Even if you win, you're still a retard!

I own all of you.
2nd line same as the first.

13. Reading the various threads here, researching assertions made and posting your views can lead to the growth of new neurons in the brain, increasing intelligence and preventing the development of Altzeimer's.

14. Interacting with other posters on this forum can lead to the development of lasting friendships with interesting people from all around the world.

Thanks, I needed that.

2) All posters must be prepared for replies from fans of highly contagious television shows. Some of the replies will come from fans of Bugs Bunny cartoons, South Park fans, The Simpsons fans, Robot Chicken fans, King of the Hill fans, and other cartoon loving fans. We suspect a possibility that some mild use of marijuana may also influence many of the cartoon lovers replies here.

Those are usually the best replies.





Me, me, me, I'm the man. You? No! me, me, me.....

Originally posted by KyoZero
11) Posters will from time to time post unbelievable and outrageous claims that defy all logic. You'll be required to agree with them however as it is typically wrong to disagree with ever fanatical claim.

12) You'll have people attack you for diagreeing as well. Don't worry because they are always right and it is their duty to make sure you know they are.

-Kyo

I couldn't agree more, and let's not forget

- It is the responsibility of the Messiahs among us to regularly visit their threads and spam them with links to their other unrelated threads. This way they can ensure that the full message is adequately distributed among their flock.