posted on Jan, 9 2010 @ 05:49 PM
First I would mandate a college play-off system and eliminate the BCS. Who wouldn't want to now see Boise Sate play Alabama.
Second I would remove the age limits on Medicare and Medicaid declaring them requirements for national security and anyone who would argue against
this action would be declared an enemy combatant of the state and shipped to IOWA.
Third I would cut the Schedule I, II, and III control substances list down to just heroin and derivatives thereof.
Fourth I would raise the minimum wage to $12.95 per hour
Fifth I would tax corporate bonuses @ 85%! e
Sixth I sell off most of Alaska to pay off the national debt.
Seventh I would eliminate the federal reserve.
Eighth I would make Lenny Bruce's birthday a national holiday.
Ninth I would mandate six weeks vacation for all workers per year.
Tenth I would re-instate the glass stiegall fire wall.