Originally posted by zatara
What I do not understand is why TPTB want every smoker to stop... Wouldn't it a big help for them if evrybody just kept on smoking? It will bring in
a lot of taxes and many people will die an early age. Still they do everything in their power to convince people to stop. Why?
Easy. Insurance Companies.
The ultimate objective of any insurance company is to collect as much money in premiums as possible without
paying out on claims. It's a game
called "Bend Over and Let Me Ream Out Your Turd Tunnel and MAYBE I'll Give You A Kiss"
... It's the game you play every time you pay your
take your money, and you'll never see it again as long as you remain healthy, right? And even if you do
file a claim, they just
stab it in a little deeper and make you beg for your kiss. Which sometimes never comes.
Now, in order to stack the deck in favor
of the insurance companies, they go to great lengths
to lobby the whores in the U.S. Congress
on a variety of issues and laws invented to "protect"
you. For example, statistics show that if you drive a few miles-per-hour slower, not
so many people are killed or maimed in traffic accidents.
This is GOOD
for the insurance companies, yes? Yes, of course it is. They don't give a damn if it saves your wife or kids from being
pulverized by a semi-truck, they just care about not paying off on insurance claims
. Fewer deaths and injuries mean fewer claims...meanwhile,
they keep reaming out your butthole on a monthly basis.
Same thing applies to smokers and the insurance companies that reluctantly cover them. Smokers suffer slightly more health problems than non-smokers,
and they file more insurance claims for medical care.
Insurance companies hate that
. They do not want
to pay health and life insurance claims for those goddamned smokers. Who the hell
do those smoking bastards think they are? Anyway?
Let's quietly forget that only 15% of cigarette smokers die of smoking-related diseases. That's according to the U.S. Census. Yep, 85% of smokers
do not die
of emphysema or lung cancer or heart disease or anything else related to smoking. Only 15% of smokers die from smoke-related
But, man, the insurance companies hate that 15%
like poison. Because those smokers file more insurance claims
, and they want those
smokers to stop that
! They want them to stop filing claims
and just take it up the ass
on a monthly basis, like the rest of the
good little idiots out there who mindlessly pay to be sodomized by Big Insurance.
It is CHEAPER
for the insurance companies to stage bogus "exposés" on the tobacco industry and invent bogus "truth" organizations to
perform like gay mimes on city sidewalks than it is to pay insurance claims
So, these filthy, dripping sodomites known as insurance companies PAY
the filthy, dripping whores in Congress and the gay sidewalk mimes
their anti-smoking crusades like burned-out vaudeville routines for the willing butt-meat known as the American populace.
Oh, and that Healthcare Reform
travesty really came to the rescue, didn't it?
Spread those cheeks a little wider, America.
— Doc Velocity