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so my friends daughter insisted they go to the emergency room
The Doctor at first thought it was herpes, And then apparently something moved inside one of the sores, so he lanced one and took a specimen and quickly left the room with it, and after quite a long wait , He returned with a very weird look and proceeded to tell this girl that what she had in these sores were parasites , A specific parasite that is omly found on dead human bodies, and the only way she could have contracted them was if she had oral sex with a dead body or had oral sex with someone who had sex with a dead body, Well needless to say she was engaged to a mortician, who apperently was fired and briefly jailed and was most definetly single again. the poor girl was sickened could you imagine ? If anyone has a comment on this being a possibility.reply to post by Maybe...maybe not
I think I need a scotch.....maybe two....
Originally posted by femmefreud
reply to post by Republican08
Oh Geez and to think i actually believed it... Thanks for all the replies.. Im quite embarrased.. He he he ..
[edit on 3-1-2010 by femmefreud]
[edit on 3-1-2010 by femmefreud]