"This is the LLAP-GOCH MASTER who will reveal to YOU ONLY the SECRETS of LLAP-GOCH. He is a fully qualified leek coloured belt first dai master and
cares nothing for penal reform.
music playing in background:Scorpions: Through My Eyes
"WHY ALL the CAPITALS? Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they
ARE written in BIG letters."