posted on May, 24 2004 @ 12:55 PM
It's Monday morning and the birds are singing. Or rather they would be if they hadn't been chased away by the gob#e with the lawn mower. And for
anyone who says 'grass grows and needs to be cut', I will mererly reply "Every fecking week ???".
Yes - Mr Gob#e comes out every Monday Morning at 10:30 precisely and mows his lawn. He's been doing that for the last 2 months. For fex sake, can
grass grow that quick ???. We don't live in the Serengeti or have lions hiding in the inch high grass here !!! It's Oregon. The nastiest
beast we have here is KayEm's maneating hamster !!!
I just don't understand why he has to do this every week. Every 2 weeks maybe (In spring/summer) but every week????
I think he's just a sad Johnny-No-Mates who hasn't got anything else to occupy his mind, so he gets out the lawn mower and off he goes.
Actually, I sometimes wonder what would happen if I was to go at night and replace his lawn with concerete. He'd probably still get the mower out at
precisesly 10:30 every monday and walk along aimlessly.