What is Your Number 1 Pet hate?

reply to post by LiveForever8


Google knows all.
Its a bit like that girl that was on the news ages ago because she'd fallen down a well or something, and she updated her fb status asking for help instead of calling the police.

Haha, we are! ATS cannot handle the sheer amount of amazing conspiracies we've unearthed... Jealousy's a terrible thing.
I say we just steal Anthra's story and just change bits around. If they ask for proof then we'll tell them DNA tests showed we were mexican. They cant argue with that.

Yea, yea.. Im sure it was the other way round. Preying on lonely old ladies in bars is not cool.. and neither is stealing their zimmer frames while they arent watching. :shk:

And there I was about to grace chat with my presence until you presented me with this thread!

You find the more you fine tune your Vibration the LEss you want to talk about it.

What a liar!

Because now you are now in the great white brotherhood

KKK?

reply to post by Bluebelle


Haha, I remember that story! It was at that exact moment I realised that humankind was doomed

We are the conspiracy connoisseurs, no doubt! Steal Anthra's story? Are you mad! He's sure to kill us before we knew what was what. And where the hell are we going to get 14 foot mothers from? You haven't thought this through have you

Who told you I stole her zimmer?! I needed it to get home for I was drunked.

That thread stumped me. I didn't understand a bit of it. Superman? KKK? Farting? Yer....ok.

reply to post by LiveForever8


I realised we were doomed when looking on the google search thing.

Nah he wouldnt kill us, I suspect that he has lived in a basement for most of his life eating KFC and playing dungeons & dragons. So I highly doubt he'd venture out of his lair and come all the way over here to kill us!
Once the snow comes back I shall be able to build a 14ft mother.

The TV told me, it all over the news that some youth had approached this dear old lady at a bar, and then proceeded to force her to buy him drinks out of her pension money, and then made off with her zimmer frame. Poor dear, she's still sat in that bar because she cant get anywhere!

Of course ATS may just be doing this to use because we spend alot of time taking threads spectacularly off topic. But on that basis we deserve some sort of prize, Ive not seen any other topic to date thats gone from 'what is your number 1 pet hate' to discussions about white pigeons, The Hoff, Rolf Harris, Mcdonaldland... and Dr Karl Kennedy.
Good work.

reply to post by Bluebelle


I suppose your right. The second I discovered he was just some 50 year old from Texas it kind of ruined the illusion. He's still my No.1 alien though
But then you will have to watch her die...slowly and painfully. Are you prepared for that?

some youth had approached this dear old lady at a bar

Guilty

then proceeded to force her to buy him drinks out of her pension money

Guilty

and then made off with her zimmer frame.

...aaaaand guilty

Although her still being at the bar isn't a bad thing, I wish I was.

We have taken it off topic but like you said at least we've done it 'spectacularly' Yer a prize would be nice, just look at the amount of conspiracies we have revealed. Maybe a little mention in the next ATS News? Or are we destined to be ignored in our own time yet glorified and celebrated once we have changed frequencies into another realm?

What I also hate is when we are waiting out the gate for IP escorts but after a very long wait they dont show up its mission canceled.

reply to post by Stop-loss!


I hate it when that happens too

More pet hates...

Friends in queues who don't buy together but buy after one another thus delaying the queue and making me wait longer.

People who eat burgers with a knife and fork.

People who get on trains with big fat smelly dogs.

Sandals and socks.

Idiots who wear their jeans below there ass.

reply to post by Stop-loss!


The very same thing happened to me last week!


reply to post by LiveForever8


Did you ever see the picture he put up of himself? He was beautiful
He's most definately my number 1 alien too... although Id like to find out what Dark Cyrus is as he may be a contender for the number 1 spot!

Oh god I didnt think of that, no Im not sure I would be able to go through that pain again, not after the last one. RIP evil snowman.

Id love to be on ATS news, Ive always wanted to be famous
In fact, we should actually present the news, it'd be much better than listening to all the swine flu/earthquake/obama crap.. no one cares about that stuff! The people want to hear about what David Hasselhoff's been up to recently, and how Dr Karl plans to bring about world peace. And there could be a section where every week one of the all important google questions could be answered e.g. 'Why does Jesus have a beard'. I think it'd be very popular.

Friends in queues who don't buy together but buy after one another thus delaying the queue and making me wait longer.

Im one of those people

reply to post by Bluebelle


Are you freaking kidding me, there was a picture? You must find it for me
In the reeeeeeeeed corner......Dark 'Sometimes I get flashes of light that show me 5D reality' Cyrus!

In the bluuuuuuue corner...... Anthra 'Indian descent proves I'm an alien' Andromda!

Although I would like to stake a claim for IX - 777, smokingman2006, ET_MAN and Unleashed68.

But Anthra will always be my favourite for this simple reason:

About Me

Stuff I like
MY Wolf, software engineering

Stuff I don't like
living a lie on Earth



Evil snowman......gone but not forgotten

There's no doubt we would put Johnny Anonymous in the shade, it's not even news really is it, just things everyone has already read on ATS. I doubt anyone has heard about the potential dangers of McDonaldland or the possible threat from pigeon light beings! Now that's news!

Couldn't help thinking it would end up like this though

Im one of those people

Stay out of my way!

reply to post by LiveForever8


I shall have a look for it, its floating around on ATS somewhere... you'll cry when you see it.

Ive actually just typed his name into google and it appears he's peddling his story on other websites, suprise suprise..
paymeattention.com
And even more suprising... Im about 2 pages in and he's already contradicted about 20 things he's said on this site. Its a shame that while he has mastered telepathy, he appears to have the memory of a goldfish (not an olympic high-jumping fish though obv).

I fear that Dark Cyrus would lose that fight, mainly because he'd probably start randomly freaking out over his 'godspark' and the possibility of his 'divine waters spilling out of his chalice' or some other crazy s**t. Plus Anthra owns a wolf.
I do hope he knows that the federation dont allow pet wolfs to be taken into interstellar space though, that could be awkward when it comes to mum finally taking him home. Its quite tempting to forward him some fake document stating that due to the high level of warp drive failures that can be attributed to dog hairs clogging up the system, he isnt allowed to bring his pooch back home with him. He'd cry like a little girl!

Ginger beard!! I LOVE him! Have you seen his videos?

Yea your probably right there, it seems like he reads the titles straight off the forums. I could put a suit on, do a fake accent and still do a better job!
If only Ron Burgundy actually did the news.

Oh and some actual on-topic pet hates:

The logic of O2. They randomly decide they dont want my direct debit, and so my bill is late. I get zero notification that it hasnt gone out, and only find out when my phone stops letting me ring or text anyone. They claim you can pay your bill online, but you actually cant. So the only option you have left is to ring them and pay over the phone... BUT, as my phone cannot make outgoing calls, it wont let me ring customer services. My only option left is to ring from a landline, which I dont have. SO pleased.

People inviting me to join crap groups/pages on fb. I got this one earlier and it made me want to stab the person who sent me it in the eye - ever girl wants a boy like this...


However, I did also get invited to become a fan of 'I hate it when you're with MC hammer and he doesnt let you touch anything.' so that kind of made up for it.

reply to post by Bluebelle


Find it! Find it! Find it!

Paymeattention.Com That's what happens when you spin a web of lies - contradictions left, right and center. That site looks like a goldmine of hilarity. Everyone seems to either be an alien or have been probed by an alien.

While these Andromedan people are of several species; the leading Andromds are descended from a "Wolf" like creature

How convenient So it seems that you may be wrong, apparently wolves can indeed cope with interstellar space. How else would our good friend Anthra even be here? Let's just hope it takes rabies back with it and reeks havoc within the Andromeda Galaxy.

I particularly like this little exchange:

magooollo says:
Making lots of claims , comparing to other disclosure sources here what is youre source of information >?

AnthraAndromda says:
I'm sorry...seem I forget important details sometimes.
My source: D'Arna-Shat. The lead person of the Andromeda delegation.

Oh right, thanks for clearing that up

Maggador IX-777 in the house! But of course I have seen his videos, great stuff! But I still can't help thinking what would happen if he bit me

I think you should contact the almighty mods about getting involved. Say you find it highly sexist that there is no female news reader and put your name forward for the job. Done and done!

I've gotta say that O2 have never let me down so I couldn't possibly say a bad word about them (they could be watching!) but it does seem they have led you on a merry dance there. You don't have a land line, where do you live the 1800's?

Facebook groups :bnghd: That one is a prime example of how terrible Facebook can be.

- kiss her in the pouring rain.......I feel sick.
- when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her......or punch her in the baby maker, she won't swear at you again.
- FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.......in other words she's a slag.
- and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?"......obviously.
- stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything......whyyyyyyyyy?

Some of the groups are brilliant though. One recent one was 'Friends are like potatoes......if you eat them they die.'



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reply to post by LiveForever8


Thing is about this guy, its like he makes it his mission to contradict himself as often as possible, and then come up with explanations that are vague to the point where you actually lose the will to live, and so dont press on with whatever point you were questioning in the first place.

Google has thrown up some other interesting/highly amusing gems, of which Im shocked Ive never come across before.

www.createforum.com...

I'm quite the "Wolf person" actually. In 1982 I got a female puppy what was supposed to be 7/8 Eastern Timber Wolf, I think she was pure. Kachina was quite the friend, she was "uber" intelligent, and could learn almost anything in a short time, She even learned to speak a little English, which I found surprising.

his insanity knows no bounds.

Also, maybe the best thing ever..

definately not attention seeking here.

Please consider how honored I am to become his third official fan. I hope he starts making tshirts.

Hmm, I think these wolf people must be those horrible hairless dogs like you get here. As if wolves would even become that advanced, slobbering all over the control panels of your spaceship will not get you very far.
Haha, oh D'Arna-Shat, such a credible source. Im going to start referencing my sources of info as Tinkerbell, The Hoff (although he is quite credible, he was one half of knightrider after all), and Jedward.

Id be more worried about what could jump out of his beard/hair before he got close enough to bite.

I have no landline because I am in fact living in 2010, we all have mobiles.

I seriously do not understand groups like that, how has it got 60,000+ members?!

give her one of your hoodies to wear so everyone knows shes yours. - or a black eye.

touch her hair. - oh yes, Ive had MANY a relationship break down because the guy didnt touch my hair. Clearly an issue that needs to be addressed.

and,when she runs up at you crying...the first thing you say is..."who's ass am i beating today?" - in this one the guy should blatantly give her a slap and say 'STOP THAT OR I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT. NOW GET BACK IN THAT KITCHEN'

Im the best feminist ever.

The best groups Ive seen as of late are (and yes this is wrong considering Im a Twylight fan) 'I hope blade shows up in the next twylight movie and f**ks everyone up', and ''Who's going?' 'Everyone' 'WHO THE F**K IS EVERYONE''

reply to post by Bluebelle


He domoralises his doubters into submission, quite clever really. Maybe he is an intelligent being after all. Did I just say that?

That is absolutely splenid! I love the fact that he merely found this event 'surprising' were as I would have absolutely sh*t my pants and bludgeoned the wolfs skull in!

He seems to have found a soul mate in that mystiq lady, is love in the air for AnthraAndromda?

I'm quite the "Wolf person" actually.

Haha, nice one Anthra, I see what you did there

Did I become fan #4? You bet your ass I did! Although in my heart I still like to think of myself as his number one fan. Oooh yer t-shirts would be good, 'Anthra Says Relax'

Haha, my thoughts exactly. It's like when people talk about reptilians I just can't see it happening. Reptiles are the laziest creatures on this planet, spending 23 hours of the day lying in the sun and the other hour eating something. How could they ever evolve into intelligent beings who can fly spaceships?

You would probably be better quoting Kit in all honesty, he seemed to make all of the important decisions while Hoff just ran around karate chopping people.

Mo...biles? What are these mobiles you speak of?

Haha, your such a good feminist you make Germaine Greer look like a possible wife beater!

The last good one I joined was 'When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown.'

reply to post by LiveForever8


Nah, dont think its him thats the intelligent one... the wolf is clearly the brains of the operation!
Ive got visions of this wolf walking round Texas with an english phrase book in paw, asking for directions to the nearest trainstation & where he may be able to purchase a grapefruit.
Smashing its skull in/calling an exorcist would be the first thing you'd think to do (or maybe consulting google), but you have to look at the long term possibilities. He could have been a millionaire if he'd taken that wolf to vegas!
Haha, good! He best be grateful that we've doubled his fan base for him. I seriously love that through all his heart breaking 'I just want to go home with my mummy' posts, he managed to set up a fan page for himself.

Reptilians would never get far in life.. sunbathing all day does not equal highly advanced, aggressive civilization. If fact reptiles would be one of the most chilled out species ever.
Same with cats, there's some dude on here that thinks his particular alien species is descended from cats. And once again, playing with foil balls and sleeping 23 hours a day will not get you anywhere fast.

Yea you're probably right there. I dont even know why that car had a steering wheel, its not like it needed to be driven by an actual person!

These are mobiles.

Oh and I STILL cant find that picture of anthra, gutted.

Pet as in animal or pet peeve?

Well I will do both...I hate it when people own animals they know they cant care for and the animal ends up dead. I really dont like it when people get snakes they KNOW they cant have and the poor snake dies or a poor child has to die because of it. It just really bothers me!

As for pet peeves:

People who think they know everything and feel the need to tell everyone how wrong they are even when they are wrong! I also hate it when people think I am nuts for what I tell them. It bothers me that they are so blind to what is right infront of them and too stupid to even look into it for themselves....

My no1 pet hate....

People who scoff down their food, as though they are afraid someone might take it from them. (It's disgusting) & then feel sick after, coz they're so full.

Another....

People who chew frantically with their mouths open.

Eating straight out of the fridge.:bash:

reply to post by Bluebelle


Your probably right about wolfie, imagine if him and Kit teamed up The possibilities are endless, 'Wolf Rider'.

Haha, I don't reckon the fine people of Texas would bat an eyelid if a wolf approached them asking such questions. Another ordinary day in Texas......

It was probably a good call him not taking the wolf to Vegas. The high pressures of Vegas can strain even the closest of relationships, especially between human/alien and animals, as Sigfried and Roy proved......

On October 3, 2003, during a show at The Mirage, Roy Horn was bitten on the neck by a seven-year-old male tiger named Montecore. Crew members separated Horn from the tiger and rushed him to the only Level I trauma center in Nevada, University Medical Center. Horn was critically injured and sustained severe blood loss. While being taken to the hospital, Horn said, according to sources, "Don't shoot the cat!"

I know, it probably doesn't help him either to see he only has 4 fans, and two of them are dubious

That advert is quality, "You silly sausage, what are you doing?" I'd say that right after cats and reptiles the people of the Caribbean are the 3rd most laid back species. 'Seriously easy going'

Find me that picture dammit! My imagination is running riot here! He better look as good as I think he does and I have a pretty vivid imagination.

Oh, and I have just found out that my old music teacher is a peadophile......
The Hunter becomes the hunted

Come to think of it he was always asking me to blow on his saxophone

reply to post by LiveForever8


What worries me about these other 2 fans is that they both appear to be young, indonesian children. Makes me wonder where he recruited them
Im upset that it doesnt let you upload any fan photos to his page. I can do that on coolios. Which leads me to bring up a fantastic little side job coolio does, a show called 'Cooking with Coolio'. Its absolutely insane.. www.youtube.com...
I really dont understand it, but Im still in complete awe.

I suppose the pressures of vegas would have a negative effect on anthra (I dont even know why I keep calling him that, Im 99.5% sure his name is actually jimbob or something like that) and his wolves 'special' relationship. I could definately see him getting insecure when he realises no one cares about his alien origins and are just interested seeing his wolf perform stand up comedy etc.

The silly sausage part of the advert is the best bit. I can actually remember when phones were that sort of size as well

Im not going to rest until I find that picture. I need a new background picture for my laptop as well because my joseph fritzl in speedos tiled background just isnt pleasing me as much as it used to. Anthra/jimbobs face would look much better.

'Hunter becomes the hunted'. Inventive.
I can however beat you hands down in terms of knowing a paedophile, and having a teacher that likes to live on the wrong side of the law:

'Science teacher Peter Harvey arrested over 'attempted murder' of schoolboy'

I didnt actually go to this school, but this guy came in as a supply teacher for a week at my school when I was 16. He's an absolute legend as well.


'Criminology graduate facing child porn charges committed to Cambridge Crown Court'

This one is by far my favourite, my friend had seminars with this guy & we were actually friends with him!
He had his first court date in september & he didnt tell anyone what was going on, we only found out when it was on the news.. and he actually text my friend asking what she was up to on the day he was in court!
Funniest/most harrowing thing about this though, was that about 3 weeks before it all came out he'd commented on one of his pictures that had my friend in it saying 'Look at her face, she's looking at me like Im Gary Glitter or something!'
Absolutely priceless.

reply to post by Bluebelle


Yer, I wondered that too Weren't Gary Glitters last 'friends' Indonesian children?

Why...why was Coolio hitting a man in a gimp mask over the head with a garlic bread? So he abducts someone, dresses them as a gimp, cooks them a steak (betta tha' ma momma make) and then releases them back into civilized society? I truly believe he has found his niche. Is that a real program though or a skit of some sort, either way...legend.

I think his real name is Andrew Anderson actually. The sad truth (for him) is that even if he could 100% prove he was alien I reckon most people would rather pay to see a wolf talk, I know I would.

Haha, my phone is nearly as bad as them! I've had it for near 4 years it's a complete brick. Sadly it's dying so I'm gonna need to fork out for a new one, thank god for student loans

joseph fritzl in speedos

I see your predicament though, Joseph just hasn't got the sex appeal anymore, he's old news.

He described the teacher as "a bit of a legend". "It must have been serious," he said.

Brilliant

I can however beat you hands down in terms of knowing a paedophile

Correct me if I'm wrong but did we just have a 'My teacher was more of a pedo than your teacher' competition?

Befriending a pedo, nope sorry you win, I can't compete with that

reply to post by LiveForever8


I believe they were.. I didnt even know Indonesia had the internet to be fair. The kiddie porn business over there must be doing well.

I truly have NO idea how it came to be decided that that episode should be based around some sort of S&M/kidnapping story. I can tell you though that it isnt a joke, its a real show.. he has his own cookery book out! He's done some other one's as well, but the kidnapping one is the best, and there's a shrimp one somewhere as well thats equally insane.

Andrew Anderson? Im sticking with Jimbob, its much more fitting!

4 years?! Ive never had a phone survive that long!.. Whatever you do stay well away from LG phones, they're insane and have massive attitude problems. And they dont do too well when you throw them at the wall/floor/someone's face. Once my 15 billion year long contract ends Im jumping straight on the iphone bandwagon.

Joseph Fritzl is sooooo 2009. Jimbob hasnt had his time yet so I feel it will be a sensible decision to have him as my background in preparation for when he becomes famous for being the single most deluded, self proclaimed alien/dog molester of all time.

Its only a competition if the other person has any sort of chance of winning.
If I remember correctly my own music teacher was quite odd. He never did anything as exciting as touching kiddies, but he used to spend the majority of our lessons talking about his ex wife & how much he hated her.. and when he wasnt doing that he'd just be sat at the piano in his own little world, playing incredibly depressing songs. He was ace.

It may well have been humour. Me & my friends tend to find paedophilia really amusing so thats probably why we got on with him. What I find even more funny though is that he did a criminology degree. He must have been looking for tips, now thats a dedicated paedophile!
He ended up having to delete his fb profile as well because loads of people left him abusive messages on his wall. All in all though it was quite a surreal/hysterical time... and now whenever one of us is p****d off about something we always say 'Well at least you arent Gordon'.

Regarding the dancing thing... Id like to see fire dancing also, but only if heather mills got involved.

reply to post by Bluebelle


I don't think they do have the internet over there, apparently they use crudely drawn pictures and a lot of imagination, whatever it takes I suppose.

'Cooking with Coolio' haha I just can't imagine it. What next, 'Fishing with Jay-Z' or 'Birdwatching with Lil Wayne'?

Yep, 4 years, Sony Ericsson for the win! She has been a trusty sidekick but I'm replacing her this week, like I said, she's dying. We have been through a lot together Funny you say that because I was thinking about getting an LG phone, this one to be precise. But I'm soooo tempted by an iPhone. I hate contracts though, I don't like putting my name to paper in case I show up on 'the system'

People are bound to jump on the bandwagon once he gains world fame, which we both know he will. I'm just wondering how we could possibly cash in on his eventual success, surely we deserve something? He is our Susan Boyle and we need to milk this cash cow!

Are you seriously boasting about this? Music teachers are tragic people, all failed musicians with broken dreams and broken hearts. I think I read a statistic somewhere that stated that 89% of all music teachers are peadophiles/perverts in some shape or form. I'm inclined to agree with it.

Haha, well if your going to be a peadophile why not try to be the best god damn peadophile in the world! Facebook has been good to me today, first informing me of my pedo teacher and now it's told me my old geography teacher has died. She was legendary. She had a pet parrot that used to reside in her closet and when it died she was off for ages...grief. Someone also pis*ed in her kettle and locked her in the closet, great times.

I hate Heather Mills with a passion. I'd love to see her prosthetic melting in a fiery inferno