reply to post by Bluebelle
I too would like to take this opportunity to profess my gratitude towards Anthra_Andromda for giving me many a cheap laugh and for being so diligent
in his beliefs of alien origin. He makes E.T look like an idiot.
"I'm not too bothered about my legs", well it's a good job you aren't really because...oh no, I've said too much again
I don't know why my
dates are like that. Any date that shows up on this site for me shows up as that date, pain in the backside really.
I used to love that show! It would start with cheesy chat up lines, they would go on holiday and realise they hated each other and then slag each
other off on tele, brilliant. I always remember the one where some attractive young woman ended up with some ancient man, like literally 80 years old,
As if any more evidence is needed......
"Wait! Where are you going?"
And you say you have just watched this? Shame on you.
When vampires are involved it's always the innocents that suffer.
Haha, we had a Cliff Richard calendar in our flat last year. It became the focal point and somewhat of a shrine to us all.
Here it is.
As you can see there are some epic pictures of Cliff there for your viewing
That roadkill calendar is excellent, I want one. Although I do find this portion of that article slightly worrying......
The shots get a little more strange by the end of the year - November is a fish stranded on the roadside while December features a festive
photo of an unidentifiable carcass.
Er, come again?
Quite happy that my month gets a fish tough, something a bit different
Completely unrelated but I possibly met the woman of my dreams on Friday. I went to a 21st and was walking towards the bar when some old woman grabs
my arm and asks if I would go the bar for her because she "can't be bovvered!" I did so and upon returning she started asking me some innocent
questions so I sat down with the poor cow, she was obviously lonely. After a few minutes she said it. Out of the blue she stuck her hand down her
skirt and proclaimed "My snatch ain't half itchy!" Yes, you read that right, "snatch"
She spent our last few minutes together being abusive
towards anyone within earshot and generally quite racist. I'll never forget her and those stolen 10 minutes we shared......
'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM TREMBLING' - unnamed ATS member, Jan 2010
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