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What is Your Number 1 Pet hate?

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posted on Jan, 15 2010 @ 08:34 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

Ahh Jedward, apple of my eye, chicken in my pie.. I think I love them a little bit too much.
I must insist that you retract that insult, they were more than good enough, they just werent appreciated. As JC once said:

A prophet is not recognised in his own land.

He also said:

F**k me I love Jedward. Joe aint got # on those two, what a bender.

See? The J-dog knows whats up.

Ah if only MJ had stuck with ben, then he wouldnt have had to go through that abusive relationship with bubbles. That horrid chimp used & abused him, poor Michael.
I was out binge drinking when I found out, and I woke up the next morning to find my facebook status changed to simply 'RIP sexy'. Clearly the beer goggles were in full effect when I put that up.
My ex had tickets to go and see MJ, he was most excited so I actually felt a little bit of joy when I realised he wouldnt be able to go watch him. So for that Im very grateful to Michael.

The funeral was hideous though, especially when his daughter spoke, had to change channel!

'A family friend', stop lying

Im sure he had a good reason to be rude etc, maybe he'd missed one of his hourly tanning sessions?

As for your quest to obtain this navy blue, military themed ensemble, have you checked their website.. or ebay for that matter?

posted on Jan, 15 2010 @ 08:56 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

Haha, you can never love something too much, especially Jedward! And with JC's backup I respectfully retract all my negative statements and admit I secretly love them and anything they are associated with. J-dog hates the benders

Exile from Neverland and suicide attempt

Shortly afterward, in December 2003, it was claimed that Bubbles had tried to commit suicide. The chimp was supposedly taken to a hospital in time to be saved.

I can't wait till I'm a millionaire!

I don't appreciate your comments about your ex's unfortunate loss, have you no heart? His funeral was terrible though. Usher actually made me sick, horrible little ****! The whole thing was cringe worthy if we're if honest but the This Is It film was good

Honest, a family friend went on their when it was in Liverpool and was in some queue in the background. Turns out Dicko was a complete diva and sulked if he didn't get his own way. Hourly tanning session, haha, you're probably right!

My beloved jacket was on the River Island site but sold out before I could purchase it, I was/am devastated. I've looked everywhere for it to no avail. It will be mine......oh yes it will!

Right, you seriously need to get involved with ATS chat. I'm sick of being the bad guy on there and need your help! You would be in your element

[edit on 05/08/2009 by LiveForever8]

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 12:34 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

Good, Im glad, you cant really argue with JC's logic. Rumour has it God's quite a fan too. Although he cant show favouritism what with his whole 'I love everyone equally' stance.

That does not suprise me in the slightest about bubbles, especially with the amount he was drinking at the time. MJ should have blatantly just bought a hamster instead. Then he could have built it some insanely large hamster kingdom at neverland (I actually quite excited at the thought of that haha).

My ex was/is a terrible human being, if you'd met him you would have been equally overjoyed and appreciative towards MJ

Oh god Usher was awful! I was so confused by all the random people they had performing, especially that lad off britains got talent - what was all that about?!

Get yourself to Meadowhall (or Meadowhell if its a weekend), the River Island there is so ridiculously large that Im pretty sure they must stock every item of clothing they've ever made... its like the promised land, except for clothes.

What is this 'ATS chat' you speak of? Do I need to wear a tin foil hat to join in?

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 01:22 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

'I love everyone equally'...he really shot himself in the foot with that one! Rumour has it that God actually went off the rails in early 1991 and spent many an hour with his favourite (yes, favourite) prostitute 'Suzie the floozy'. Apparently he bore two children with her and proclaimed that they would go on to great things unlike, and in his own words, "that last lazy hippie son of mine!" What year were Jedward born in I wonder

We should go to Legoland during the night and release thousands of hamsters! LegoLand swiftly becomes HamsterWorld
There would be chaos!

Everyones ex's are the worst people on the planet, do you reckon he says the same about you?

Wasn't he just! Considering the legendary status of MJ and the amount of ridiculously famous people he counted as friends, it was a pretty shabby line up. I'm sure he was spinning in his solid gold casket!

Sounds like a nightmare to me, weekend or not, I hate shopping. I even sent an e-mail to them in the hope they could find it for me at one of their stores. All I got was some crappy automated response giving me a phone number that didn't work, gutted.

Just click the 'chat' link on the top next to 'help' if you wanna laugh in amazement and cry in frustration in equal measures. In the last few days I've been asked for a scene idea for a home porno movie someone was making (said person even showed pics of his semi naked gf) and been ganged up on for my non-belief in 'vibrations' and 'reincarnation'.

Tin foil hat, haha. 'You don't need to be mad to use ATS chat......but it helps!' kind of sums it up.

John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes
Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes

How many middle names is too many?

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 02:53 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

He really did, there's no shame in having a few favourites!
He did do a much better job this time round. Nobody likes silly, bearded, flip-flop wearing men who wander round harping on about who their father is and just generally being a show off.
Although I must praise him for one thing - he laid down the foundations for binge drinking & alcoholism. I only hope that if Im at a wedding one day and the worst happens, Jesus will saunter in and change the water tap into a wine one. What a good boy.

But, as much as I love that alcohol related miracle, nothing will ever compare to John & Edward absolutely owning x factor with this.
Jesus would never have been able to pull that song off, no matter how many loafs of bread he was hiding in his loincloth.

Due to the fact that I worship John & Edward, and so always ask myself 'What would Jedward do?' before I make any decisions, Im quite a forgiving person, and therefore generally arent a bitter old hag when it comes to exes. But the last one was genuinely harrowing, and as for saying the same about me, I wouldnt know!

Ahh I seeee.. this chat thing sounds marvellous, after my wii fit has finished abusing me & telling me I have the balance of a drunk, one-legged giraffe then I shall definately check it out! Cant have you being bullied by the light beings crew now can we.

Oh and the son's of God can NEVER have too many names.

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 04:03 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

Jesus would probably be the best guest to have at a wedding. As you have stated, an endless supply of wine. But hold on a minute, the caterers haven't sent enough salmon for the starter (glazed salmon with mint and cucumber source). Jesus to the rescue! Oh noes, the weather is terrible, there's a storm a brewin'! Jesus to the rescue! Hey, I don't like the look of that fig tree! Jesus to the rescue?

Why had I never seen that particular performance? Brilliant. They are a pair of little miracles that's for sure. "What would Jedward do?"
If only more people lived their lives by that motto, what a wonderful world this could be!

Wii fit? You have it all wrong! Unless the game being played involves Mario, Luigi and the rest of the gang I'm not interested. I'd be frightened to play that in case it tells me that I'm a physical wreck!

Your score is: CLINICALLY DEAD

The only exercise I'll be getting today is when I watch Match Of The Day later, does that count?

It would be appreciated muchly. Not that I was getting bullied but I just felt well out of my depth, some of the conversation is ridiculous!

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 05:17 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

If Jesus had any sense at all he would have set up his own catering company. Im sure he'd be able to conjure up some wonderful recipes from fish, bread and wine!
Who the hell hates fig trees?! What a crazy cod. You can clearly see in the picture that his disciples are teasing him about it, so I can understand his embarrasment at the situation. A child of God should know these things.

That performance is their best in my opinion, especially seeing as I had completely forgotten about the existence of Vanilla Ice until then! If only they'd added 'word to your mother' at the end, then my life would have been complete.

The wii fit's ace! It does frequently try to ruin my life though by telling me I have the fitness levels of a 41 year old. But Im amazing on the golf game so it all evens out

In my expert opinion (expert due to that I have been in possession of my wii fit for a whole 2 months) I am inclined to say no, watching people run round doing exercise does not equate to you yourself doing any!

I shall be venturing into the world of ATS chat shortly... Im mildly terrified though, this must be what Dark Cyrus felt like just before he travelled into the 4th density or whatever the hell he was doing.

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 06:44 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

'Jesus Catering: A Taste of Heaven', another missed opportunity it seems. Since when was killing a fig tree a miracle? I have killed a few trees in my time, I'm prolific compared to the J-man, is I be special?

Oh, and why is Jesus always pictured with his head in a crosshair? It's got to be the worst assassin in the world to keep missing when Jesus' head is dead center of the gun sight. Maybe that's how he got his reputation for being a miracle worker, because he kept surviving assassination attempts. Then they just made up all that codswallop about the fish and bread etc..

They should get Vanilla Ice out of retirement and form a trio, they would be unstoppable!

The problem with the Wii fit is I have only used it when intoxicated which, and I'm no expert like you, I assume is the opposite of what you should do? Oh, I was counting on that! Although I did go downstairs twice to get myself a know...kind of exercise

It doesn't seem as funny tonight, all the big playas are absent although the Ron Jeremy wannabe is there. I would love DarkCyrus to show up, cat--->pigeons

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 07:32 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

Haha, its not even like he killed it really, just made it wither. If he'd made lightning come out of his hand & reduced it to a pile of ash then at least you'd get a few comments like 'J-dog, nice one.'
But who's going to care that you made a tree dry out? It also makes me wary of his mental state, you cant just go round making things dry up & whatnot simply because they dont give you what you want.

I bet someone stuck it to the back of his head as a joke. Im sure today he wouldnt last 5 minutes walking round with one of those on his head, but you have to remember that back in the day (before we were blessed with the likes of Rolf Harris, Doctor Karl etc) people were easily entertained. All Jesus had to do to distract people was pull an endless supply of fish out of his robes, mary poppins style, and everyone loved it! And so Im assuming any would-be assassins would have been floored by his lame party tricks.

Its good fun to use when binged, but Im too terrified to do that with mine as it would most definately end with either the remote control thing being launched at the TV, or someone in the room getting concussion as a result of said flying remote.

Oh, thats a shame about the chat, I would have gone on it by now except I got distracted by Robert Pattinson, that man is the bane of my life. I have figured out that theres one particular scene that I think makes everyone fall in love with him. In fact, here's the link to it: 'prom scene'

I challenge you NOT to fall in love with him here. In fact, Im so confident that you will that I bet you 1 dead hamster, a copy of David Hasselhoff's Greatest Hits album, and a copy of Cliff Richard live in concert (not even kidding, I actually have that on DVD
) that after you've watched it you'll become another screaming/crying Robert Pattinson fan.

If anyone starts talking about frequencies/star children/various other new-age hippy crap on chat let me know and I shall hop straight onto it!

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 08:20 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

Very true indeed. A small round of applause, maybe a high-five at a stretch, but evidence for being the son of God, not in my book! He was obviously a mentalist. Why didn't he use his Terminator-esque eyesight zooming capacity so he didn't get his hopes up?

Imagine if David Blaine was knocking around back then, we would all be worshiping him now no doubt. Making donkeys disappear and spending 60 days nailed to a crucifix just because he could. Even I with my basic knowledge of some lame party tricks could have been a messiah.

You can keep your possessions, I am in love

In all seriousness though for someone who dislikes cheesy films I'm surprised. That looks like a double cheeseburger with extra cheese! There's no doubting he's a handsome chap but I was more taken with Bella to be honest, did she want him to give her a hickie? What's so wrong with that?

I am also the proud owner of a Cliff Richard Live DVD, mainly because of one single song.......Greatest song of all time?

Chat is dead. R.I.P

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 09:13 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

I suspect that Jesus has the same issues as ATS' number 1 self-proclaimed alien Anthra_Andromda, except Jesus thought claiming to be an alien was a little boys game, and decided to crank it up a notch and make the ultimate claim of being related to the creator of the Universe!

David Blaine would have made some serious cash if he was alive back then. He'd be wearing designer flip flops, silk robes, the lot!

Terminator would have kicked Jesus' ass into the next millienium. He should think himself lucky that Arnie had more pressing issues to deal with in the future. Which brings me to a point of confusion... as I was scrolling down the page this caught my eye '[edit on 05/08/2009 by LiveForever8]'.
How rude of you to be in possession of a time machine and not tell me!

Aha! I knew you'd fall in love with him! My work here is done.

Yes it is rather cheesy, but Im prepared to put up with it seeing as he's wearing a suit and doesnt look on the verge of death.
Aside from the fact that if he gave her a 'hickie' it would result in her bleeding to death, if you're over the age of 13 then its very uncool to be sporting one of those!

Haha, as if you are also the owner of a Cliff Richard DVD, I am pleased

I must say Ive never heard that song before, the best Cliff Richard song I know of is some insane drum & bass mix of 'The Millenium Prayer'. Funniest thing Ive ever heard.

Oh dear, RIP chat. I was so looking forward to discussing everyone's plans for the ascension, and finding out where the best place to buy ascension robes is. Gutted.

posted on Jan, 16 2010 @ 09:45 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

Whoa,whoa,whoa......did you just compare Anthra_Andromda to Jesus Christ?
I hope he never sees this!

Oh yer, I'm sorry about that. The reasons I didn't tell you though are obvious, I mean something like this throws up a lot of questions. For instance, I know when and how you die
Plucking a hypothetical out of the air......lets say,if you lost your legs, if, you wouldn't want to know now would you? Of course not! Have I said too much?

Alright Cilla, calm down, calm down.

'Rather cheesy' is putting it mildly. This whole vampire thing is just confusing, there is too much to think about. He would be a nightmare to take out for dinner, almost everything has garlic in it! No,no,no, you can have him, but don't come running to me with your neck hanging open just because he got thirsty in the night and couldn't be bothered to get up.

Yep, proud owner. I got it from some crappy bargain bin for like £3, bargain indeed! Was worth it for that one song alone
Drum and base Millenium Prayer? I feel sick. Cliff will be spinning in his grave

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 10:17 AM
reply to post by LiveForever8

Im sure thanks to his awesome telepathic powers he knows already, and I want him to know how much I admire his absolute insistence that he is an alien, and his special way of interpreting EVERYTHING as meaning he's an alien.

Im not to bothered about my legs, at least that way when Im out drinking I wont have to worry about falling over anymore!

Oh how I miss Cilla Black. Those awkward holidays the contestants went on made my saturday nights.

Twylight isnt too cheesy in the grand scheme of things. For instance, Ive just watched 'A Cinderella Story' (make sure you have a sick bag ready before you watch that), and that film quite frankly takes the biscuit in terms of cheesiness. Gaylord films indeed.
Yea the vampire thing really isnt normal, it'd definately end in disaster. Be it you being fed on, or any pet dogs, cats & hamsters you may have!

Haha, I think mine was £9, my friend bought it me for christmas, best xmas present EVER. Although I was hoping to get this amazing road kill calendar. Maybe next year.

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 11:22 AM
reply to post by Bluebelle

I too would like to take this opportunity to profess my gratitude towards Anthra_Andromda for giving me many a cheap laugh and for being so diligent in his beliefs of alien origin. He makes E.T look like an idiot.

"I'm not too bothered about my legs", well it's a good job you aren't really because...oh no, I've said too much again
I don't know why my dates are like that. Any date that shows up on this site for me shows up as that date, pain in the backside really.

I used to love that show! It would start with cheesy chat up lines, they would go on holiday and realise they hated each other and then slag each other off on tele, brilliant. I always remember the one where some attractive young woman ended up with some ancient man, like literally 80 years old, twas magical.

Gaylord films
As if any more evidence is needed......

"Wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm late!"
"For what?"

And you say you have just watched this? Shame on you.

When vampires are involved it's always the innocents that suffer.

Haha, we had a Cliff Richard calendar in our flat last year. It became the focal point and somewhat of a shrine to us all. Here it is. As you can see there are some epic pictures of Cliff there for your viewing pleasure.

That roadkill calendar is excellent, I want one. Although I do find this portion of that article slightly worrying......

The shots get a little more strange by the end of the year - November is a fish stranded on the roadside while December features a festive photo of an unidentifiable carcass.

Er, come again?

Quite happy that my month gets a fish tough, something a bit different

Completely unrelated but I possibly met the woman of my dreams on Friday. I went to a 21st and was walking towards the bar when some old woman grabs my arm and asks if I would go the bar for her because she "can't be bovvered!" I did so and upon returning she started asking me some innocent questions so I sat down with the poor cow, she was obviously lonely. After a few minutes she said it. Out of the blue she stuck her hand down her skirt and proclaimed "My snatch ain't half itchy!" Yes, you read that right, "snatch"
She spent our last few minutes together being abusive towards anyone within earshot and generally quite racist. I'll never forget her and those stolen 10 minutes we shared......

'I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IM TREMBLING' - unnamed ATS member, Jan 2010

[edit on 05/08/2009 by LiveForever8]

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 01:39 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

He is truly a special, special man. I only wish he'd get his mother to sign up to ATS, then the fun would really begin!

Hmm, ATS is actually quite insane. It doesnt let me have GMT set as my timezone, everytime I tried to do it it inexplicably changed to 'GMT+ 5:45 Kathmandu'. Which is odd for many reasons, one of them being that Kathmandu is clearly not a real place. So I have to have it set as 'GMT-12.00 Eniwetok, Kwajalein' just so I can actually get any idea of post times & whatnot. Eniwetok & Kwajalein are obviously not real places either, but if the owners of ATS feel the need to use fictional locations then I guess we have to go along with it!

I dont remember any people ever actually getting together on that show! I just remember the looks of complete disappointment when someone chose a person who resembled something out of The Hill Have Eyes, and then the thinly veiled hatred the people had for eachother by the time they got back off the holidays. Prime example of this:
The first 3 minutes are quite dull, but the bit when they're chatting with Cilla afterwards is priceless. I particularly like that the man apparantly called a waiter 'Pedro', clearly thats an italian name.

He blatantly should have knocked her out though, she was being a right bitch!

Oh that unidentifiable carcass ruined my life. Me and my friend spent so long hunting for a picture of it, but there's hardly any pictures of the calender about! We were hoping that whatever it was would have had a bit of tinsel draped over it, or maybe be wearing a santa hat depending on if its head was still attached.
I get that rather lovely squashed fox for my birthday month. Its not as controversial as the fish, but its a very classic example of road kill, you can never go wrong with a flattened fox.

Im jealous of that Cliff Richard calendar. Look at him with his unbuttoned shirt, what a tease!

Im in awe of this woman, Ive not heard that word for so long! What was your response to that lovely bit of information?! And how on earth did this encounter end? I would have followed her round all night if she kept coming out with gems like that

It was such a hard decision putting that quote on my signature, there's simply too many amazing things he's said! I think I might have to start rotating them on a daily basis.

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 04:00 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

The truth is she could already be signed up. You could have spoken to her already without even knowing it.

what were they thinking? Mine is currently set as 'GMT +7:00 Bangkok, Jakarta, Krasnoyarsk', once again all made up places I'm sure. I think I did send a few U2U's at one point to try and get it sorted but I received no reply, at least not in this time line!

Haha, that was sooooo good! I miss it muchly. I can't remember anyone getting together either, I'm pretty sure it never happened. 'Pedro'
Like when Del Boy calls all waiters/barmen 'John' in Only Fools And Horses or 'Juan' if he's abroad. She was being a bitch although I think she realised it was all just a bit of fun. He looked genuinely upset and angry by the whole debacle. It was always great when the couple got a terrible holiday too, like a week in Camber Sands or some sort of canal boat holiday.

Also, what the bejesus is Cilla wearing? I think at some stage our good friend Joey Greco must have seen this episode!

I understand your pain completely. Although it seems that people within the seedy underworld of 'Roadkill' are going to extreme lengths to get the best pictures......Body Bag?......Hold on, is that Joey Greco

Hats off to Cliff he still looks as fit as a fiddle for a 69 year old.

I hadn't heard it for ages either and was only reminded of Fridays antics because I was watching The Inbetweeners before and someone said it. I was completely bemused to be honest. I just couldn't believe she had said it so blasé without even batting an eyelid, hilarious. In the end I was dragged away by my friends who were worried for me because apparently she had a reputation for being a bit of a 'man eater'
Looking back I don't think she was even supposed to be there,haha.

You should definitely rotate the quotes, people need to see them all. But I say you should also name and shame the culprit.

Oh yer, don't know if you have done this before but I have been laughing my socks off in the past hour over this. You know on the Google search tab when you start typing it has like a predictive text type thing based on the most popular searches etc......
Type in 'why do black people' or 'why do Chinese people' or 'how do I get my boyfriend/girlfriend' or 'why do indian people' or 'I saw my' or 'why is there' or 'do midgets' and look at the drop down suggestions.

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 05:17 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

Okay before I address anything else, I must say that no I have never done that on google before, and Im in actual pain from laughing so much! Google is a wonderful thing

I liked these one's -
'Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch'
'Why wont my parakeet eat diarrhea'
'Why do white people age faster'
'Why do chinese people have eyes'
'Why does God hate amputees'
'Why do black people love fried chicken'
'Do midgets have night vision'
'Do midgets have souls'
'Do white people smell like milk'

Such important/ethical questions! There were many others I found amusing but they arent really suitable for posting on ATS

Im going to try and be happy living in my non-existant timezone, before it changed its mind & decided I was in Kathmandu all I had was a random selection of numbers & letters i.e. where it says 'posted on 01/01/2010 @ 02:00 AM' it used to say 'posted on ud830q2yr47rt/2010 @829403rgashd'. Im not sure what that timezone was supposed to be, probably Anthra's home planet or something.

Haha yes I used to love Del Boy calling all the spanish waiters Juan. Not quite as good as Trigger calling Rodney 'Dave' for years on end, that one never got boring!
Im genuinely confused by Cilla's choice of clothing, it could well have been the first appearence of Joey Greco's coat! Either way, that coat did certainly not belong to her.

What a pretty little picture, that would look great on my wall! I refuse to believe it could be Joey though, what would happen to cheaters? Im not sure it could survive without him!

Man eater indeed, with lines that Im sure she had men falling at her feet! You should have got her number, imagine how much fun she'd be at family gathering etc

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 06:34 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

Isn't it just

They are all brilliant. 'Do midgets have night vision', that was my favourite. How can 'Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch' possibly be the most popular? It is good to see our generation using this priceless piece of technology wisely by asking some really pivotal questions

This whole time zone issue seems to have slipped under the radar at ATS. I'm sure we're not the only ones suffering from this issue, it's a miracle we haven't seen some kind of conspiracy thread about it. It's a bit like the last season of Lost which went mostly over my head. "Are they in the past, present or future?!" :bnghd:

Trigger is a legend. That joke has to win the award for longest wait from feed line to punchline......

Mike: So?
Trigger: What?
Mike: What name have they decided on?
Trigger: If it's a girl they're calling it Sigourney after an actress, and if it's a boy they're naming him Rodney......after Dave.

I reckon she stole it from a tramp, certainly looks that way. After all she is a scouser!

Obviously I don't want it to be him either but I can't tell if that's just an ordinary bin bag or his revolting jacket. Imagine trying to find the culprit in that murder case considering all the people he has pis*ed off. It would be a great job to be given though, being forced to watch every series of Cheaters for possible suspects, and getting paid for it too!

Someone 40 years older than me who is a racist and has a potty mouth isn't my idea of a great girlfriend. But yes, family gatherings would certainly be livened up somewhat I suppose

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 07:15 PM
reply to post by LiveForever8

What.. you mean you've never found a dead pakistani on your couch? Ive lost count of the amount of times Ive come downstairs to find a dead pakistani laid out on my couch & then gone straight to google for advice!

The midget one's were perfect, I also really enjoyed 'do midgets have feelings'.
Typing in 'gay' is a good one too - 'Do gay men use tampons',
'Do gay people get turned on by themselves'. Love it

Yea it is quite suprising the more paranoid people on here havent jumped on that one yet... or maybe we are the only one's & ATS is victimizing us for some reason.

Haha, dont think I actually saw that one!

That would be a brilliant job, although I cant imagine that the'd ever find the body, all the murderer would have to do is chuck him in a dustbin and no one would ever know!

Urghhh, so you were chatting up a woman who was like 60ish? Sicko

There's nothing wrong with a well placed bit of racism. Especially if its the google search kind.
Oh and are there any crazies on chat tonight? There doesnt seem too many on the forums, probably all off meditating & drawing pictures of fairies.

oo also, courtesy of google - 'What do I do if a ginger kid bites me'

posted on Jan, 17 2010 @ 07:37 PM
reply to post by Bluebelle

The thought of you finding a dead pakistani on your couch and immediately consulting Google instead of phoning the authorities pleases me. Our generation is going places!

'Do gay people get turned on by themselves'

The victims of our own brilliance, that's my theory! We could always play the race card, say we are some reptilians from Mars or something and how dare they discriminate against us.

Haha, very good point

I wasn't chatting her up, I was being talked/ranted to! If anything I think she may have been grooming me
Yer, the problem with racism is how far is too far? Very fine line between funny and jail.

Chat seems to be in good form tonight. Have you seen this thread - seriously

What was the answer to that question? I was once bitten by a ginger, does that mean I now have Gingivitis?

[edit on 05/08/2009 by LiveForever8]

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