reply to post by LiveForever8
Ah, I feel Forrests pain, I once had a goldfish that tried (and was successful in doing so) to outsmart me with its vast knowledge of politics & its
extremist views. Its last words were something about how much it admired Robert Mugabe, before it accidentally got flushed down the toilet.
Haha, ooh I love that 5 seconds of joy you get from ruining a film for someone. Although I only tell people fake endings. I actually managed to
convince my mum that the guy out of 7 Pounds was actually a badass drugs baron who had terminal cancer, and thats why he was in such a bad mood.
Oh dear, I can completely understand how the sound of Rolf doing whatever he was doing with the kangaroo could have lulled you to sleep.
'Home and Away'.... Genius. Well done.
You laugh at the Pat Sharpe chat up line now, but wait til he's using it on you!
I feel bad for the guy really. If he still had his mullet then people wouldnt have been the least bit interested in anything else about him. A mullet
hides a multitude of sins, including sexually deviant tendencies. Gary Glitter would have benefited immensely from one.
'A guy came up to me on the street and said 'sorry I thought you were someone else'. I answered 'I am'.'
Im crying, never heard that one! He never comes out with anything that good on that channel 4 show he does. I always like his little songs,
reminds me a bit of that Bo Burnham guy.
I never get bored of the pope 'attack', its brilliant. I can guarantee that at least 80% of people who carried on taking pictures and filming were
thinking 'this is going to make the best facebook album EVER' while they were doing it. I wish Id been there so I could point at him & shout 'You
fell over, you fell over!' at him.
I also hope that one day 'pope-felling' will become a recognised sport.
I bow down to the person that made that thread. Not simply because he is insane, but because the site he linked me to is the best thing Ive seen in
On the 'Celtic Faerie Teachings' site there's a link to artwork. And when I clicked on it I found this little gem:
But yes, reply to it! Have a huge rant about how faeries have taken over your garden shed & repeatedly steal food out of your bird feeder... & then
maybe put something about leaving rat poison out for them.
Check out his other threads as well, in one entitled 'Feel our love. We are love. Extend to it' he claims to actually be god. Its most pleasing.